#asoueposting

[malusienki]

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and ats the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written.

I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close…

I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else--and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

— lemony snicket in the beatrice letters

#ash gone silly #asoue #<- i guess #the beatrice letters #lemony snicket #just posted the quote myself because i don’t feel like looking for the post with it #asoueposting

[bitter-as-wormwood-13]

Anyway I know I haven't asoueposted in a while so I probably only have a handful of remaining mutuals from that but. Brett Heilquist has an etsy shop with prints of some of his asoue art and some other things he's worked on, so if you want some cool decor, I highly recommend

[lyeekha]

oop discord got me asoueposting and i forgot about taskmaster hang on

#ramble #twitimported

[malusienki]

did any of you all ever read the prequel series to asoue ? it was like “all the wrong questions” and i think it was a trilogy but ooooh i remember i was so obsessed with that and asoue

#i was so unwell about… kit snicket. of all people. #she was so intriguing to my eleven year old mind. #asoueposting #<- new tag alert ‼️ i can sense the fixation slowly coming back #aka… i want to reread these books ..

[malusienki]

admittedly, yes, i did get a piece of cake yesterday because the lady giving it out described it as ‘lemony’…..

#asoueposting #it’s creeping into my brain…. i can feel the brainrot