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Haurchefant alphabet full

I need to write more of him! I honestly do!

As always under the cut.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is up there with Aymeric when it comes to aftercare. He is grabbing water, food, and either cuddling or rubbing your body down from the things he put you through. He is rather enthusiastic and it shows well in how you feel in the morning and how he smirks in pride if you do struggle a bit to walk.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his arms, full muscle in them and he loves you in them! His favorite thing about his lover. All of them. He can’t just pick one part of you, so all of you from head to tail to toe.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

A bit more runny than the others, but very rich in bittersweet. Another one that is fun to swallow down.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has fantasies of you all day, to the point that he has had to leave to his room a few times to take care of needs. He longs to live out one of you bound and having you ride him. Finest carrot indeed.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Due to his status as a bastard, not likely he has had any experience besides reading sordid smut stories from a library. He would never put anyone in a position much like Aymeric to have another bastard running around. He longs for marriage, but with you he gains experience.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press, doggy, and positions that show off your body to him, or you use strength to meet him in.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He loves lightening the mood with you. If he can get you to laugh and smile during sex then he knows you are happy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Well groomed, a patch of hair above his penis. Everywhere else is hairless.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romantic and prefers to take his time with you. Memorizing every part of your body, from how tone spots are, to new scars and bruises you may have gotten. He attends to every part of you and body worship is one of his things. Nothing goes untouched.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it a lot more than he want to admit. You give him lots of things to think of, specially when you cater to his kinks he has. He can only imagine you in other positions and at his mercy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

It is hinted he is into bdsm, and pony play. It is canon lovelies. He also has a praise kink for you. I see him also enjoying blindfolds and gags. He’s the guy that will indulge in your fantasies as long as you tell him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Mor Dhona, or his private chambers. He prefers a little seclusion only because he intends to make you loud. Mor Dhona, no one thinks anything of it and away from eyes and ears that might say something.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He is ready to go the moment you tell him you are in the mood. Haurchefant is someone who really enjoys you, and loves you to boot. He wants to spend every moment with you. He is one with sensitive ears too!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that hurts you or you dislike. He isn’t one for disgusting acts or things of blood play. He rather cause more pleasure. Any risk of life he won’t touch.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves to give it, in fact he prefers it more than sex. He loves teasing you for a while before he does anything else. You are at his mercy, he can watch your face darken in blushing or contort in pure pleasure. He also loves receiving it. If

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and sensual. He likes taking his time, but he also loves to get down to things when it is you two. He is a bit faster in the mornings, in the evenings he is slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He tries to pull you into a lot of them. A hidden corner, an empty room, anywhere he can get his hands on you. You also love to indulge him.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is willing to take risks so long as boundaries are not crossed. He respects your nos, and you respect his.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He is a knight, and from someone who can do 100 squats... I think it is safe to say he has stamina to burn. Lots of it. Now the question is, can you keep up?

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has things for you. From phallic ones, to beads, to things that prolong the fun, down to his fingers and mouth being his favorite. He will use them on you. And himself if his partner wants that too.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Aymeric and Zenos do not hold a candle to this man. He is purely a tease. He leaves you wanting more, and loves making you cry his name in frustration. All for him to remind you to be patient.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s vocal in the sense he talks to you during sex. Dirty talk could easily be one of his kinks too. Praises and checking in on you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Haurchefant loves to have you in the intercessory. It is private, quiet and guarded. No one is allowed in without his knowledge and it is secluded enough for any noises you make.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s an elezen so he is naturally a bit bigger compared to most other races. He’s a bit longer than he is thick. Curves upward, and sits at 7 1/2 with a 2 inch circumference. Does not fail to make you happy on him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high, it is canon in the earlier patches that he was thirsty for WOL. He makes comments a lot and tries to coax you to him whenever he can.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Stamina to burn remember. He does not fall asleep till way after you are crashed out and satisfied. If you are still awake it means he hasn’t made you blissed out yet.

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