#as well as the invasive species of parakeet that are negatively affecting the native wildlife

[pigeonenjoyer]

when your grandma wants those pigeons out of the garden so she pulls out all the stops to repel them, but everything she does blows up in her face because knocking on windows also scares the little birds and makes the dogs bark, encouraging the dogs to chase pigeons encourages them to chase birds in general, your personal fave pigeon knows the dogs will never get him up there so he just sits there while they bark and give grandma a headache and the pigeons are all still semi-domesticated so any attempt to scare them is far more likely to work on the birds she actually wants in the garden. and you don't even have to DO anything, you get to just watch her have to slowly learn the hard way that pigeons are inevitable and it is literally pointless to get stressed out about their existence

#like ok they're eating the seeds and it's expensive. that's what happens when you put food outside tho. animals eat it #pigeons are bigger so they eat more. if they were ''greedy'' and ate more than they needed they'd be too fat to foy but. they're not #your local wildlife are a package deal lmao you can't cherry pick them #don't put food out for the animals in your garden if you don't want animals in your garden #also the sheer hypocrisy of being ok with the starlings and magpies who actively bully the other birds #as well as the invasive species of parakeet that are negatively affecting the native wildlife #and the small birds that also eat the buds off the plum tree (which you complain abt the pigeons doing) #but be mad at the pigeons bc they are large and exist. lmao. #literally everything the pigeons are ''guilty'' of are things that other birds do #but she's fine with those and is only mad at the pigeons #it makes no sense lmao #they just. are birds that do bird things. if you're mad about it maybe adopt a pigeon lmao #it's humans' fault for abandoning them #anyways this is delightful to watch lmao get fucked grandma