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woomy-in-pain · 4 years
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Hypmic First Impressions
Sorry I'm late to the party, I heard we were talking about rap and Idols so now I'm here to simp. Also, it's my first time about Hypmic so don't take seriously what my dumb ass is writing, I just clearly wrote the first thing which came in my no thoughts-head empty mind www
Ikebukuro Division: Buster Bros
I have no idea who they really are but I stan them cuz HHHH HETEROCHROMIA
Yamada Ichiro
He looooow-key looks like a shonen protagonist
He thinks he's cool and mature while the only things he does is being arrogant
Only has one braincell and everyone has enough of him god SHUT UP
But for some reason I still imagine him being a flirt and a low-key popular one
He reminded me at first of Ace Trappola from Twst and I have no idea why.
A dork. And he has two (2) ahoges so ofc he's twice dumber
I not so low-key wanna sit on his lap and call him sexy o///o
Yamada Jiro
No offense but I kinda want to punch his face-
Pretty popular among both girls and boys, he got a whole fanclub all around
He's the bitchy one that thinks he's better than anyone. Would let you take a selfie with him before telling you he's too good for you haha thank you next
But he still has some braincells so he knows when to stop
He's a jock who plays basketball or something, fight me on this
His hair looks rlly cool tbh
Yamada Saburo
*GAAAASP*
A BABY
HE CUTE
IDK PROTECC HIM ????
His hair looks all mofu mofu hhhhhhh
This apart, I honestly think he's an actual demon inside
Mock him for his cute baby face and he's already planning 7 different ways to murder you
Knows how to kick your ass and isn't afraid to show you how
Yokohama Division: Mad Trigger Crew
They kinda make me think to TRIGGER from iDOLISH7 and no, it's not because of the name.
Aohitsugi Samatoki
He's hot and I can feel a good part of the Fandom simping for him am I wrong
I understand why ngl
He looks ready to murder you with his dead stare
BUT !! Do not fear my child !!!
He has the .☆.。.:*・°𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣°・*:.。.☆.
Sweet honey, there's even two of them ????
I'm sure he looks all intimadating cuz otherwise nobody would take him seriously
But is he a bigger dork than Ichiro ??? That is the question.
Aruma Juto
?????????????
Is that Lucifer and Sebastian's child ???
He iridiates mafioso vibes so much, I won't trust him with my life
He almost looks too strict for me to imagine him being in a rap battle
Didn't want to spoil myself but it seems that group has something to do with Yakuzas and shit
So now I'm nothing but w h e e z i n g about imagining Yakuzas settling accounts with rap battles
But it's also kinda hot too aight o///o
I'm sure that guy must secretly have some bdsm kink, idk I just feel it
Busujima Manson Rio
I don't know who you are but I'm already in love with you, just telling
Seriously ur so hot ughhhhh
I *do* get some Kentin vibes from My Candy Love and I'm totally gonna ignore that
He's a sweetheart <3
But he can still kick ur ass and burry you in ur shits.
Even if I ask him to bite me like he does with that medal, he won't do it cuz he's too pure and a good boi
Please protecc him
Shibuya Division: Fling Posse
It looks so colorful and pop, those guy will fight you with the power of moe and cute emojis before crushing you with their bare hands.
Amemura Ramuda
:o !!!
YOU'RE SO CUTE OMGGG
Seriously, I stan his aesthetics and his color scheme
He is Minaduki Rui's long lost twin, except he is the one who has inherited all the cute pop, colorful, cheerful genes
His smile can save the world, trust me on this one
I !!! Want !!! To !!! Caress !!! His !!! Hair !!!
He is a ball of sunshine
Surprisingly v smart ? Don't underestimate him or he'll beat you to death with the most beautiful smile ever <3
Yumeno Gentaro
Ohhhh it's the guy Saito Soma voices
He has a pretty face owo
When I look at his outfit, I absolutely can't imagine him rapping tbh
I'm sure he's actually a huge dramaqueen with an unique sense of beauty coming from the depths of space idk
He's not like the other girls so he chose a v old phone as his mic and he looks RAVISHING with it
Arisugawa Dice
He looks like some sort of gangsta
But like, a STYLISH gangsta
He makes the radio he's holding look so light when I know it would crush my shoulder :')
He's the cool one
He looks like the hot-blooded type who'd start fights as soon as you say he looks like shit
Lemme steal your coat sir-
His hair rlly looks soft… o///o but not as much as Ramuda's gomen
Shinjuku Division: Matenrō
I feel like this is the overly cheated group everyone looks up to and wants to beat up. Maybe some sort of veterans ???
Jinguji Jakurai
Those silky long hair !!!! :ooo
You look v fine sir
He has a mafia boss vibe
The type to always be quiet and deep in his thoughts. He's a mystery for everyone.
Have existential and philosophical questionings
"Why must this world be full of pain and suffuring ?" "I wish a world where everyone could be happy"… or something.
He honestly looks too soft for me to be evil, idk
Izanami Hifumi
Ohhhhhh
He's hot :o
I'm sure he's a womanizer tho
I mean, he's winking and holding a rose, if it isn't the weapons of a womanizer then I'm out
He's sooo flashy, he has fans at every corners
Might be super popular and a womanizer, he doesn't have any intentions of breaking your heart or being a douchebag cuz he's c l e a n
I really like him tbh and I want to burry my face in his hair
Kannonzaka Doppo
Is that Saeran Choi from another dimension ????
Excuse me sir, I think you should go see a therapist
He emanates so much anxiety and self-loath I can't help but feel the need to hug him and protect him
Poor guy must have a rough life, huh
I'm waiting for the day he'll snap and kill everyone
I feel like he would have some sort of sadomasochistic side ???
Nobody wants to be with him but the contrary works too
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