#arachnoheaux

[stagred]

@arachnoheaux

　He really should get this eye twitch looked at.

#arachnoheaux

[hannah-the-small]

//I ended up drawing @arachnoheaux 's Angel

#arachnoheaux #hazbin!verse #hannahart

[radi0activesmile]

Angel told him he couldn't crucify anyone on Valentine's day.

#⛤ the stage is a world of entertainment ⛤ dash commentary #Well no he said they weren't going to do anything that was in the bible on their date #And Alastor's being a theatre kid about it #arachnoheaux #I'm sorry this brought me too much joy

[screwslooseboozer]

　@arachnoheaux

　Wings out. " We playin' that game, kid? "

#arachnoheaux

[radvelvettecakes]

dark prompts | accepting @arachnoheaux

" Ugh, did Val send you up here? What the fuck's he done with the wardrobe girl I gave him? Actually, no, don't tell me, I truly don't give a shit, he's not getting another one. "

There is no sympathy whatsoever for the puppy eyes: those only work on pathetic simps like Vox. She strides closer to her guest, models and seamstresses scattering to the winds as she moves, and finally pinches the fabric around the tear between two clawed fingertips.

" Wh... is this fucking lamé?! "

#arachnoheaux #no one will love you if you’re unattractive : online

[helluvahell]

　@arachnoheaux liked for a starter from HUSK!

　" Can you stop -- TOUCHING ME so much? I mean fuck! You have a pig, go pet that thing instead of me! This is a bar, not a goddamn petting zoo! "

#arachnoheaux #🍺 HUSK.

[hellheld]

@arachnoheaux

sighing in relief as harlot steps out the employee exit to the back of the building and away from the party, harlot's fishing out their cigarettes before the door even finishes clothing. glancing around as they draw out two cigarettes and tucking one behind their ear and the other between their lips. one, they know, isn't going to be enough after how much they disliked that party. finding their unreliable lighter, a huff of annoyance passes through them as their lighter lives up to its description. it sparks again and again, but can't catch.

having seen someone when they'd come out, harlot looks up again, spotting... they think his name's angel dust. more importantly, his cigarette's already lit.

"borrow your lighter?" harlot asks, stepping closer but still keeping their distance.

#claps hands #let's goooooo #arachnoheaux

[hellfrczencver]

@arachnoheaux: " I got'cha some snow, alright! " xxx i'm sorey i slrry i'm slrru angel pls dont jizz all over his tree -

"ANGEL DUST!? I have ALL of your--wait, no, don't--don't do that to my tree--!!"

#(( From starstruck to HORROR )) #(( Meanwhile I am LAUGHING )) #arachnoheaux

[metaview]

@arachnoheaux  asked:    " Tríce , da'lin' ~ , my corset's loose again. Could'ja help a doll out ~ ? "

      ��         ‶  honestly...  ″  with  a  small  chuckle  and  a  roll  of  her  eyes,  she  rises  from  her  position.  now,  for  a  witch  as  highly  esteemed  as  herself  she  would  usually  have  her  furniture  deal  with  something  this  trivial.  or  perhaps  wave  her  wand  and  tighten  it  by  magic.  but...  say  what  you  will  about  the  golden  witch...  she  didn’t  ever  truly  mind  helping  out  a  friend.

               ‶  these  things  are  more  torturous  than  anything  i  could  come  up  with.  ″  she  muses,  a  smile  on  her  face  as  her  fingers  wrap  around  the  lace---  and  with  little  mercy  or  warning  pulls  it  as  tight  as  it  will  go.

#arachnoheaux #〈 ʙᴇᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴇ 〉 : general → asks. #〈 ʙᴇᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴇ 〉 : verse → during.

[stagred]

　@arachnoheaux CALLED IN! : " Be honest… ya think I'm at least a LITTLE pretty ~ "

　BE HONEST... ACCEPTING!

　" I admit that you are aesthetically pleasing... some of the time. But then again, I find most revolting things to be a delight to look at. "

#arachnoheaux #📻 alastor; answered.

[dark-ambition]

@arachnoheaux

If Pet:

Pentious’s hood will stiffen a little the second he feels a pair of claws start to stroke it, but after a moment, once he realizes it’s Angel, he’ll let out a huff. “..Asssk next time, please.” He then turns back to his book and lets him continue to stroke his fingers through his hair.

If Feed:

The plate is set down next to him when he wasn’t expecting one, eyes glancing over to see the food prepared for him, steaming hot and thankfully less burnt and charcoaled than that steak he had seen before. He glances over toward the spider, a touch confused given he hadn’t asked for any food to be made, but after a moment, nods before taking it. “…Thank you.”

If Kick:

Pentious sure wasn’t expecting Angel to be standing outside of the door to his room, much less expecting him to be prepared for an assault, so when he slithered forth out from the doorway and was swiftly greeted with a hearty kick right to where his rear would be (making the cushioned part of his scaled hide jiggle as a result), he of course lets out a loud screech in surprise before reflexively whipping around to lunge at his attacker, jaws open wide in preparation to bite with his hood flared wide and his pupils turned into slits.

#all of hell will learn to fear the serpent! (pentious ic) #arachnoheaux #((you get three out of three 💖)) #((left the bite part vague so you can decide if Angel gets bitten or not))

[radi0activesmile]

@arachnoheaux said: " Not gonna lie ; I've THOUGHT about it. "

"You can just ask to be tied down and tortured, you know~"

#arachnoheaux #Are you two okay #This Magic is Fueled by Your Heart - Alastor ♡ Angel (arachnoheaux)

[screwslooseboozer]

　@arachnoheaux GAMBLED! : ruler 9'0" ♡

　HEIGHT COMPARISON! ACCEPTING!

　" I'm pretty sure you're cheatin' somehow, kid. "

#arachnoheaux #♣ answered.

[radicheart-a]

❛ looks like we’re snowed in for the night... hey did ya know that icicles make the perfect murder weapon? ❜

Winter Themed Sentence Starters

"It certainly does seem that way, doesn't it? I can't say I expected Hell to ever get this much snow. Perhaps I could try and--"

His microphone plays a record scratch. Wait. Stop. Back up. That's not a sentence Alastor ever expected to hear come out of Angel's mouth. Cue him forgetting what he was about to say entirely and turning his head away from the window to look at the spider demon sitting next to him on its opposite side.

"Really! Please, do enthrall me with your viewpoint~ I'm dying to hear more!"

His microphone plays a rimshot followed by studio laughter.

#arachnoheaux #( ask )

[helluvahell]

　@arachnoheaux asked : After an altered delivery of an Act of Contrition, Angel kneels at the altar. " First time I wanked was ta a popular lil' figurine a ya Son, Father. THAT ain' why I'm here, right ~ ? " xxx excuse me? Daddy? sorry. Daddy? sorry -

　Not the strangest thing that's happened to Him on these little visits to Lucifer's humble abode, but certainly pretty high up there. " I was under no impression that your kind particularly cared to know why they ended up here. To My knowledge, most of you are rather proud of what you did. Tell Me, Anthony, are you proud of the things you did? "

#arachnoheaux #✝️ FATHER; ANSWERED. #✝️ FATHER.

[hannah-the-small]

have you met your Dad Alastor's husband Gritt?

"Didn't know he was married. No I haven't. Good for him though."

@arachnoheaux @radi0activesmile

#GritttheImp #hazbin!verse #papa alastor!verse #arachnoheaux #radi0activesmile