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takethisroad · 6 years
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Newt self consciously dusting his hands on his apron as he enters Thomas's kitchen, not wanting to get flour residue anywhere, mouth turning down in a small moue as flour puffs up from his apron anyway
THOMAS REMOVING STERILIZED JARS FROM VATS OF BOILING WATER AND NEWT CAUGHT BY THE FLEX OF MUSCLE IN HIS FOREARMS AS HE USES THE TONGS TO DEFTLY LIFT EACH JAR AND SRT IT ASIDR
NEWT SMELLING LIKE FRESH BREAD AND WARMTH AND HOME FUCK ME UP
THOMAS NOT EVEN BOTHERING WITH HELLO WHEN NEWT WALKS INTO THE SHOP, JUST GRABBING HIM BY THE ARM AND TUGGING HIM BEHIND THE COUNTER, REACHING INTO A SMALL JAR "you gotta try this"
"Try wha-"
Newt can't get the words out bc thomas's fingeris in his mouth
THOMAS WOULD TASTE NEWTS BREAD AND TRY TO XOMPLIMENT HIM BUT NEWT WOULDNT UNDERSTSND BC HED BE TALKING WUTH HIS MOUTH FULL BYE
Newt bakes scones for the shop and ppl who bring a business card from minho get 10% off bread
Oh.
Thomas' shop could be called
the homespread
...I'll see myself out
It's dead here so imma still just yell abt this prompt bc i LOCE IT SO MCUH.
- newt waking up absurdly early to get the first rise going so his morning regulars get fresh sourdough
- their stores are on opposite sides of minho's coffee shop
- meetcute as they're both rushing to deliver orders to minho's shop
- just. The homebrew jam asthetic. Csnning labels. Packets of pectin littering the countertop (thomas doesn't necessarily like using it and would rather make a runny compote but the jam market is a mainstay of his business so.) Amazing aromas floating by as thomas experiments with flavours. Rosemary apple thyme. Spiced marmalade. Blueberry jam with fresh blueberries from thr fsrmers market that happens every sunday may to october.
- the abilitybto tell where newts been by the pattern of flour markings on the floor
- thomas blastinf little mix as he works
- newt preferring silence or soft music
- SUNLIGHT AND BAKED GOODS sob sob sob sob sob sob sob
- LOVE MAKES THINGS TASTE BETTER I DONT MAKE THE FACTS
Newt donates any baked goods he doesnt sell to charity at the end of each day
WHAT IF HE MSDE HONEY WHISKEY JAM INSPIRED BY NEWT'S EYES GOODFYCKING BYE
K but also ben and gally would be those people who whip up batches of blue cheese or wasabi ice cream in their spare time
- vince lost his wife mary in '82; they'd always talked about setting up a local farmer's market (her family are all farmers but she moved to the city for med school and wanted to reconnect w her roots)
- after mary died, vince was ready to live a life of solitude; but life had other olans and a few years later he met a friend, jorge, through work and his infant daughter brenda. Jorge learned about msry and convinced vince to convene a farmers market in memory of Mary
- jorge owns a local butchery and his stall was one of the first at the market in the early days, and he and Vince are basically brendas dads now
- brenda has taken over more of the butchery business so vince and jorge can ostensibly dedicate more time to tje market administration but actually she caught them kissing in vinces kitchen and theyre the worlds worst kept secret amd she wants to give them some alone time on sundays
- brendas specialty is sausages with her secret spice blend, which is why frypan, who works in a local restaurant as a cook, swears by her meats and will only buy from her. (The way to fry's heart is indeed through food and he and brenda flirt every time they meet amd they're just dancing around each other waiting to make the first move)
- newt and minho open their shops within the same year amd brenda is quick to invite them to set up stalls at the weekly market
- thomas arrives a few years later, with his jams. Brenda leaves a flyer for the market in his mailbox and they eventuslly become fast friends and she takes to selling his compotes at the butcher shop bc they really do pair excellently with some of the cuts
- thomas may be good at jam but he cant cook worth a damn and frypan gives him hell for it the first time thomas talks about messing up boxed mac n cheese
@faia loves foxlet "kombucha, more like kombewcha," thomas mutters darkly at gally's retreating back
Brenda wears baggy overalls and a trucker hat in this AU and no one can convince me otherwise
STAHP IM BLUSHINGNSKSKMDMDNDNF like dnw to flood but also it seems p quiet so like. I may continue shouting inti the void about sticky toffee pastries and how harriet would nesrly lose her entire cool watching sonya sculpt marvels out of wispy spun caramel
Ugh thomqs watching newt knead dough, pressibg into it firmly with the heel of his hand, shaping it with deft touches, twistung and pulling ti create fsncy braids im.Just.
Thomas using minho and newt as taste testers. He comes into minho's shop one day while minho's on his break and newt's lingering after dropping off fresh scones.
"Try this," he says, pulling a small glass jar out of his bag.
Minho frowns. "That looks like snot."
"Shut up," thomas says, unscrewing the lid and shoving the concoction in his friend's face. "Taste."
Minho sticks a dubious finger in - so hygenic - and pops a dollop of the mint green substance in his mouth. Thomas watches, unable to suppress a triumphant smirk as minho's eyes widen. "So?" He prompts.
"Holy fuck," minho says, staring at the jar like it's worth its weight in gold. "That's good. Like, really good."
"You don't need to sound so surprised," thomas says, but laughter is already colouring his words as he turns and offers tje jar to newt.
Thomas enters newt's shop one day and heads strsight ti the kitchen as per usual. The noise of thr mixer drowns out the jingle of the door chime and newt doesn't look up from where he's kneading dough, apron a mess of dusty handprints and a smudge of flour on his jaw. Thomas leans agains the doorjamb and watches for a moment. Newt's back is mostly to him and he admires the long lines of him, the neat bow of the apron around a trim waist. He's humming under his breath as he works, a little off-key and all the more charming for it.
Newt turns the dough over one final time and sets it aside in a greased bowl which he covers with a handtowel. He turns and when he sees Thomas, the whole room lights up with the force of his grin.
"Hey Tommy."
Thomas works to unstick his throat. "Hey," he manages weakly, flashing what he hopes is a smile. His chest is suddenly alight with butterflies.
Dough is clearly not the only thing rising.
A one-woman channel flood? It's more likely than you think.
- minho as a coffee fanatic. Talking about pour-overs and the five elements of proper espresso. OMG there could be like a county fair and Thomas wants to enter his jams and win a prize so he can look good in front of Newt and win his flavour favour. But he gets so stressed about it ("shouldn't you cool it a bit?" Minho asks as thomas slams his fifth double espresso of the day.
Thomas doesnt seem to hear him. "Gotta go fast," he says.) that his jams turn out shit. Everything is despair.
But then, the next morning, a knock on his door. (Thomas isnt used to knocking. He and newt never knock; they just barge right into each others kitchens at this point. But this is his apartment.) He opens it and newt is there, a little uncertain but holding somethinf wrapprd in a teatowel. It's the best damn bread thomas has ever smelled. So he invites newt in and pushes the bitterness of the county fair down in his chest and they cut the bread (still warm). And its fucking delicious, the best thing thomas has ever tasted and he just looks at newt awestruck. "What's your secret?"
Newt actuslly blushes, mumbles something thomas doesnt catch. He leans forward. "What?"
"I said, things taste best when they're made with love." Newt is fully blushing now, the tips of his ears matching the gingham teatowel.
Thomas blinks. Surely he hadn't heard correctly. "Wait, you- oh. Oh."
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