#anywhoooooooooo

[simgerale]

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN ; 1/3

TRANSCRIPT:

Some Nights Ago...

magdalena: [whispering] Your highness, why on earth did you drag me out here at this hour?

luca: Well, your majesty, I was laying in my bed, deep in thought—

m: Of course.

l: —when I realized that I never got a dance with you at your ball.

m: And?

l: And I plan on remedying that. May I have this dance, fair lady? ...Please?

m: …[lets out a lengthy sigh] Oh, alright.

. . .

m: Speaking of the ball… Will you finally admit how you recognized me?

l: Simple—the mark on your neck. I am the one who gave it to you.

m: What mark?! You gave me no such thing! I would surely remember—

l: [grins] The scar, your majesty.

m: Oh.

l: When we were children, the last summer before the war, we visited your family. Here, at this castle.

m: Yes… I remember now. You were quite the nuisance, even at that age.

l: And you were quite the prissy little girl.

m: [furrows brows] Touché.

l: Still, I developed a crush the moment you looked me in the eyes. I tried to impress you, of course, which only led to you liking me even less. So I found a dusty sword to show off my sparring skills.

m: [gasps lightly] It was you!

l: Indeed. There I was, practicing in the maze, and then there you were, skipping past my hedge.

m: You could have killed me!

l: I could have, and that is why I dropped the sword and ran. Luckily for me, all I did was cut your hair and a small section of the back of your neck.

m: …I was distraught over losing my long hair, you know.

l: But was it not impressive that it was a clean cut?

m: Luca!

l: [snickering]

#regal #ts4 story #thank you morri for making me sword poses for bby luca <3333 #finally an explanation of how luca knew who magdalena was in the very beginning lol #how he only cut her hair and gave her a tiny cut on the back of her neck.................... the world may never know #✨ precision ✨ #it's barely noticeable so it hasn't been a big thing ever in one of my posts #but of course luca would see it #as he was the culprit lol #maggie barely thinks about it because it was such a weird thing that she never had an answer to #didn't even really make a big deal about it #her parents thought she had cut her own hair (^: #it's hilarious to me that maggie thought luca was talking about a LOVEBITE #like............................................................. girl what goes through your head secretly #anywhoooooooooo #i wrote this scene as sort of a break from the absolute nightmare that maggie is going through right now #but it's something she is thinking about while sitting at his bedside so it's relevant #one those 'only a few days ago we were talking and smiling and dancing...' type things

[misty-missdee]

1st week being done smoking weed has come and gone. Only had a couple urges, but my willpower is kinda stacked so it's all good.

I've been a little more anxious in general, but it's been nice not feeling like a huge dumb dumb and teleporting forward through time.

I packed all my stuff away this evening finally too. It's a little sad, but again if I'm going to focus enough to get out of this forsaken desert it's just how it's gotta be.

#i know i may sound like a broken record BUT this is just for me and me alone #ive known plenty of super high functioning stoners #im just sadly no longer or maybe never was one of them #plusplusplus again again i was just smoking to numb #and thats not the way to do it #and i was just starting to feel real stupid while stoned and was just kinda oooover it #so here we are #i feel proud of me at least #in how easy just quitting cold turkey has actually been this time #the first time in 2019 su ked #but it made this possible #anywhoooooooooo

[orchidyoonkook]

just saw jimin's tattoo pics. think my whole city heard me scream...

-✨

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Literally same

The chest one specifically. Like.... let a girl lick, y'know?

#anywhoooooooooo #asks #✨Anon #ms.mailbox📬 #House of Park

[sig-got-a-gun]

Anywhoooooooooo. . . .*Boop and run! Boop and run!* (/hj /pos)

A

Oh I'm gonna get you for that,

#I am chasing you down and booping you back #You are not escaping

[grimoirering]

anywhoooooooooo look at my ugly hamster

#he's so fucking ugly. why is he so ugly. i love him #leaving my early spring cleaning on a happier note

[charliethecandyeater]

Spy from TF2 is my comfort character because he's done awful things in the past and he uses really unhealthy coping mechanisms to maintain the illusion of "I'm fine". I can explore facets of this character while simultaneously confronting my own pain in a way that isn't upfront.

Anywhoooooooooo I'm writing something where spy finally has a meltdown and pyro helps him breathe, but the story is just going to be really heavy and shit. Also I need to research more ASL because in my head Canon pyro does sign language.

Spy needs a hug.

#tf2 spy #tf2 fanfiction #team fortress 2

[chrisevansluv]

I bet this guy is shirtless.

Anywhoooooooooo, look at this precious baby!!!!!

Low key... I LOVE paws. Even if they smell like Fritos Lay's.

Now... you gave me some thoughts again...

Back to Dodger: i NEED to pet that dog

#cevansluv #joann #dodger post

[niceboyeds]

anywhoooooooooo i’m picking up my kitten in the afternoon and i’m literally FREAKING OUT

#i’ve been waiting for so long #and i’m finally gonna have my baby #lys’ nonsense

[asktpc]

I got my own popcorn don’t worry. Anywhoooooooooo uh- . .

*aguing insuse with the caretakers*

Iris and my dad are fighting again-✨🔺

[roadscorch]

shows up with snacks.  hi hello i am not dead, still adjusting to this weird mix of hours at the new job.  my manager is a little scatter-brained and hasn’t figured out how to schedule and i wanna just be like lemme help bc that’s my old job rip.  anywho i’m waiting on some semblance of normal hours, but idk when i’ll be getting that with her :’))  i’m lurking today because i am dead (and got peed on by three dogs smh) and tomorrow is my long day, then i’m off sat-mon and will be on the dash for chaossssssssssssssss.....hopefully.

#also laughing bc my partner just text #bc he just read about *mber h*ard shitting in their bed #and he's so disgusted #i mean same #but i've been keeping up with it more lol #anywhoooooooooo #i'm lurking and on disco today c: #will prob rb on other blogs so sorry if u see it 567 times

[trulee-peachy]

Let me bite you with my fangs and I’ll promise to be gentle, I just want everyone to see how much I adore my precious lil plaything~

#😳💗🍃🥵 #agfsdffd #peachyblurb #peachylikey #peachynsfw #I uhhh #it’s very hot in here #a whole like two weeks without really *cough* #so now I’m just affdsdf #anywhoooooooooo

[pocket-void]

Good mooorning! It’s another week and I’m ready to rumble. o///O✨

There’s something very charming about taking care of things, you know? Doesn’t even have to be living like a pet or plant, just something that adds that bit of responsibility in your life and is able to grow through care and effort. I think it just feels nice having something that’s visibly growing besides us day to day. u///u💖

#i like my succulent and my tamagotchi they’re quite funny #the good news is that one of my succulent is no longer dying ^\\\^ #she is perfectly fine now thank god… #I like to think about most things in life as stuff that grows when we give it attention you know? #stuff like skills and hobbies and all that #things don’t get better without effort after all. o///o #anywhooooOooOoo #I’m gonna go get breakfast #mock talks #morning mock

[marastriker]

Hello, I am a random ask trying to get to know you better. Don't mind me just passing through-

Anywhoooooooooo, is STEX your current favorite fandom? Also, favorite ship low-key?

Oh hello~!

StEx is my current favorite, I got pulled over to the dark side from being into Cats (I still am, tbf!). And I simp for Electraboose. If it wasn't obvious already xD

[flowerslut]

How have you been doing recently? I mean other than the whole being sick thing. Anything exciting happening?

hey! mentally I’ve been doing really, excitingly well—mainly figuring out my future and putting plans together. since I’ve been sick (this current time around) I haven’t been able to be too productive, since too much physical activity makes my body attempt to expel a lung, but between random bouts of sleep I’ve been doing a lot of reflection and other introspective bullshit, so I've been doing really well!!! :~)

edit: while typing this I was fucking served a summons from some bitch trying to sue me for “injuries” from a fender bender in February so NOW I'm doing a little less than Really Well at the moment but!!!! I mean a bitch can go ahead and try to commit insurance fraud like go off you’re not gonna win but anywHoOOOoooOoo

I..... am fine... :)

[topfics]

Spring Break College!AU with Tyjo

A/N: alright guys so here is the spring break au/headcanon with Tyler. There will be a Josh one too! I will post it only if this post gets to at least 75 notes!!!! Josh will not be posted if it’s any less!!!! So pls REBLOG and spread this around!!!!!!!!

Tyler Joseph

Okay so here’s how spring break would go with TyJo. Y’all would definitely travel somewhere with a beach, I’m thinkin like Hawaii or something?? He would definitely be saving up, and so would you.

Soooooo you would leave school early, like skip a few days of class. You and Ty head to the airport, you having to comfort Tyler all the way because he is an anxious baby.

You soothe him on the plane until he eventually falls asleep, you ending up taking lots and lots of pictures of him, even contemplating drawing on his face with Sharpie. Because why the hELL NOT IT’S SPRING BREAK BABY!!!

But you didn’t because you knew he would hate you and that would make him even more anxious since there’s so many unfamiliar faces on the flight with you guys.

SO as soon as you land in Hawaii, you head straight for the hotel room, changing into your swimsuits and shit. You head straight for one of their beaches, immediately knowing that you want to tan to wash away the cold winter.

You and Tyler set up your towels and lawn chairs that the hotel kindly let you borrow, because I feel like Hawaiians would be super nice like that?? IDK when I went they were!!! But anywhoooooooooo you lie down on your beach towel, smiling to yourself at how good the Hawaiian sun felt on your skin. You put on your sunglasses and sprayed yourself with some sunscreen, just in case you started to burn. After about half an hour, you turn to on your stomach, wanting to give your backside a bit of attention too. You grab the book you had brought on the flight over, deciding to read a few chapters.

Tyler, being the little goon he is, went to the local shack to grab some snacks and a drink for the both of you. He quickly comes back to you, shutting your book and gives you a cheeky grin.

YOU ARE MAD AT HIM BECAUSE YOU WERE AT A REALLY GOOD SPOT!!! YOU HIT HIM PLAYFULLY AND GIVE HIM THE STINK EYE.

“What do you want?!” you would ask suspiciously. And he would giggle to himself like a child.

“Can I turn you into a mermaid….? You know… with the sand…?”

He would stare at you uncomfortably for what felt like a good ten minutes before you caved. You agreed and he went on a high for like half an hour while covering you with sand from your waist down.

He gave you a beautiful tail and even decided to give you scales. He took a few pictures and posted them on Instagram for the whole world to see. He captioned it; “This is my masterpiece.”

OKAY so after the beach, you guys headed out for a nice dinner, and you stuffed your faces with as much food as you could eat. Tyler stole a piece of food from your plate, and you did the same, deciding you guys wanted to switch dinners.

So your trip is pretty much all beach days, and you guys would go to get snow cones and you would go hiking on some of those amazing trails that they have. Maybe go see that volcano like I did!!! Tyler would be an asshole and smash his snow cone on you, making you all cold and sticky with the damn syrup. So you would do the same just to get revenge, and he would chase you around trying to give you a hug.

You both wanted to learn how to surf, so you went to the ocean and you tried your damn best. It was actually embarrassing because you completely BOMBED IT IN FRONT OF THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! But it’s totally okay because he did the exact same thing and got super frustrated that he kicked his board. You couldn’t help but laugh at the frustration, but you did your best to comfort him by saying that it was just an amazing experience just to try.

After the humiliation finally disappeared from him, you took a boat ride to get to a sandbar nearby. (I did this and it was so fucking fun omg) You saw some sea turtles swimming near your boat, and even some dolphins came to say hello!!! You reached the sandbar after a wild boat ride, and they ended up setting up a volleyball net for people to enjoy.

The trip is winding down, and on the last night, you guys had a luau to go to!!!! You both were adorned with leis and they served DELICIOUS FOOD ALL NIGHT! You felt like you were going to burst with how much food you managed to eat. You pushed Tyler up to the stage when they brought out a ukulele and called for a taker to sing and play His face immediately started turning bright red. You ushered him, giving him positive vibes. You continue to encourage him until he gives in, taking the ukulele. He clears his throat and looks at you. You could tell he was nervous but you knew he would be great. You gave him a big nod, smiling at him. He smiles back slightly at you, taking a deep breath.

He begins to play Can’t Help Falling In Love because you know… ELVIS FUCKING PRESLEY AND HAWAII ARE A GOOD COMBINATION. The dancers begin to hula dance behind him, making a fantastic vibe in the luau area. Couples begin to get up from their table and slow dance, you swayed to the strum. You walk up to the stage and blow him a kiss, smiling brightly. He keeps his eyes on you the whole time he sang.

After he finished, he jumped off the stage, pulling you into his arms and giving you a passionate, yet gentle kiss.

“I love you.” he whispers. And you couldn’t help but grin at the words. “love you too, Tyler Joseph.”

#Twenty One Pilots #twenty one pilots imagine #twenty one pilots fic #twenty one pilots fanfics #twenty one pilots blurb #twenty one pilots headcanon #twenty one pilots college!au #college!au #spring break #tyler joseph #tyler joseph fic #tyler joseph imagine #tyler joseph one shot #tyler joseph preference #tyler joseph x reader #tyler joseph blurb #tyler joseph au #tyler joseph headcanon #college!tyler #Josh Dun #joshua dun #josh dun imagine #josh dun imagines #josh dun fic #josh dun preference #josh dun blurb #josh dun au #josh dun oneshot #josh dun headcanon #college!josh

[bigpartays-blog]

daily message to @taylorswift :

hello, i hope you're so happy and enjoying your time off because you frickin' deserve it. I hope you are making music you are proud of and aren't getting all stessy spaghetti over trying to make something better than reputation, because everything you make is incredible and we would all be proud of anything you make. ALSO. CAN TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU LOOKED LEAVING THE STUDIO. BECAUSE YOY LOOKED GOOD. anywhoooooooooo

i hope you're eating your veggies, drinking some water and baking some of your famous cookies.

i hope meredith and olivia are living it up in kitty land and i hope joe isn't letting the media get to him.

love you, T!