#anyways star trek writers you are on PAPER thin ice and frankly i think you should just let me handle it from here on out

[romulanfucker]

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me @ the star trek writers every time they start a kira/odo scene because like 1 in 20 are actually something but the rest are doo doo garbage and i never know what im gonna get so i gotta watch my fucking back

#like. i just watched the first vic fontaine ep. and the ending scene where theyre arguing and odo's like 'ooooh wahh i bet you want to go #out to dinner and then dancing and then youll want me to kiss you >:(' and kiras like 'bitch maybe i do!' and then odos like 'well why waste #my time with dinner when i can just kiss you right now >:(' and kiras like 'why fuckin dont you >:(' and then they kiss #like that has rights. except then you remember how it was preceded by #vic fontained setting them up on a date where odo thought kira was a hologram and he wouldnt have been ready to be honest if he knew it was #real and they found out in the middle of the date and it was horrible. and you go. well now. that one was a stinker. #and so were the 8000 million scenes where odo was inexplicably like 'kira has said she is uninterested in me for years now. i am still tryin #to fuck her.' like. he wouldn't . but ok i guess. #and im STILL mad about the ep where creepy ass future odo killed 8000 people so kira wouldnt die what the HELL was THAT! DISGOSTAN! STOP IT! #anyways star trek writers you are on PAPER thin ice and frankly i think you should just let me handle it from here on out