#anyways i want orange juice

[soup-soup-soup-soup-soup]

missing the primordial soup rn ✊😔

#i didnt want to get out of the shower #water....gud #why do i only wanna drink it at night #thats the worst time to be wanting water #i might PEE #anyways i want orange juice #i want the taste to burn itself into every part of my mouth #i want it so tasty and fresh and cold that i get transplanted straight into Orange Zone #also passion fruit and mango and papaya and mangosteen #and lychee and guava and raspberry and apple cider #LIQUIDS #soup

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

i did it. i did the funny thing-

"man shook you're real late to this trend" look man i started this a month and a half ago but then uh.

decided to take things a bit too far-

anyways, i modded peppino into 100% orange juice, it's fully functional with voicelines and you can get it on the steam workshop here (plus there's a few other things i changed but well... those are a surprise :]

#pizza tower #100% orange juice #peppino #peppino spaghetti #tomomo #marie poppo #what a fucking combination of tags lmao #truly the crossover no one but me and like 3 of my friends wanted ckjbvhkc #you know what the best part is? i have no clue if im even the first to do this (mod peppino into 100% oj i mean) #i never checked bc i knew if i did and there was already one well. i would lose all motivation lol #but aw well who cares lol #i had fun that's all that matters :] #anyways this took way too long and way too much effort lol. i streamed myself playing it on april fools tho so go give that a watch if you #want ig- #anyways. uhhh 2nd pizza tower doodle page soon hopefully- #shook arts #so for all i know this is completely redundant

[keeps-ache]

ouh i'm hungryyy

but the only thing to eat is orangesss

i don't want to peel themmm cuz i don't like them under my nailssss

ouhuhguhg [dies]

#just me hi #food #i Know that it's not that bad when i actually do it but Man i Do Not Want To Peel That Thing #i could cut them but we only have butter knives so that means that the juice is gonna get my hands stickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #the only thing that worse than stuff under my nails is juice all over my gosh darn hands hhhhhhhhhh #but also i'm hungryyyyyy #auuuuuuughhghghghghghg #__(:'o_/)\__ #i am in Misery there ain't nobody who can comfort me oh yea #don't want to peel that Thing the texture will absolutely annihilate me oo yada yada yada #//yeah i could wash a knife. but do you realize what that would require #i'd have to walk alllllll the way to the bathroom - which is already a house's length away! - with a knife - #i don't like carrying knives it makes me nervous- PLUS it's like a community bathroom so IMAGINE i walk all the way there with a watermelon #knife (looks like a watermelon) and somebody comes out and sees me carrying a knife unsafely! i'd go out King Saul style at that point - #and then i have to WASH the dang thing. and my hands have to be cold and wet. can you believe that. Cold and Wet!!! #and that's if i somehow don't commit murder on the way there cuz apparently there's no way you can hold a knife Ever #//ANYWAY. #i guess i'm gonna peel the orange hvhhhvs #morning dramatics are over! #//this orange is COLD and i have to Peel It aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #//ok i'm done or else my horrible horrible turmoils will all be catalogued for future historians #going to peel this orange </3

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

drank actual plain water today for the first time in days. amazing. why did i not do this sooner

#tbf the dorm water sucks #reminds me of when i was in middle school and would search for pictures of orange juice #and ice water because i wanted it so bad #i am NOT going to drink the dining hall orange juice that shit is nasty #also sunny d is not fucking orange juice i dont even think it ever saw a fruit even ONCE during production #i need FRUIT bitch #i need my VITAMINS #i may have a deficiency. that is causing cravings #cant wait to go home in a few days #i need some actual fucking food #anyways not sure how im not dead yet #pure force of will perhaps

[dennisboobs]

writing a trash twins fic because your actual irl sibling is driving you up the fucking wall

#ada speaks #it worked #i just know dennis and dee living together was disastrous but they had their moments of like. ok maybe i like you sometimes. #i want to kill my sibling more often than not because of the dumbest shit #youre fucking CLEANING YOUR ROOM while im overstimulated? die. every sound you make is irritating and i'm going to beat you to death #but also on good days where neither of them are irritated i'm sure they'd just be chilling #its about the routine and the familiarity #one of them gets up early and makes coffee for the three of them. like. eh its just an extra scoop or two #no big deal. its not like i was doing it for you. #(bet mac's making the coffee more often than den or dee though lmao) #i think it's in group dates where dennis and dee are sitting on the couch together and just talking while dennis is eating breakfast #just the thought of them grocery shopping together because dennis is tired of dee buying shit he doesn't like #like okay. we're getting fresh fruit and i am making my own fucking orange juice today. #mf drinks orange juice out of a glass bottle. that sure was a choice they (props) made for him. #anyway. holy shit tangent.

[mantaraymax]

the masculine urge to make merch of obscure queer history references

#yk i want to make stuff with more well known references #oscar wilde green carnations etc #but also i REALLY want to make something anita bryant related #like imagine a shirt that says 'squeeze a fruit for anita bryant' #with a spilled orange juice carton on it #like i would love that #but nobody except old people and those who watched those like 3 video essays abt it #would know the refersnce #i mean thats basically who i dress for anyways but still

[vegancas]

the thing is i would become a fruitarian if i didn't think it sounded like so much work

#you gotta stay on top of eating all your fresh fruit before it goes off? #and you gotta eat so much?? like that might be fine for normal ppl but for someone like me? the slowest eater in the history of the planet!? #but the only thing that sounds good to eat 100% of the time for me? fruit!!!!!! #i would obviously not be strict about it like i'd still eat other things (vegan obviously!) #but i just think if eating fresh fruit was easier life could be so much better #also add to the cons list how messy it can be like soooo hard to eat it with a fork or spoon unless you've cut it up beforehand #i just sigh wish it was easier to buy fruit salad that wasn't full of fucking melon lmao #even canned fruits kinda suck bcos of all the added sugar and preservatives #or like the reconstituted juice!! or they're in juice from other fruits???? #if im buying pineapple i don't want it to come in pear juice!!!!! #anyway if you've read all this i'm feeding you an orange slice 🧡🧡🧡🧡

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I think I'm gonna grow my hair out (it's a tad past chin length right now) over the winter and give myself a wolf cut in the spring

#ough hang on do i have a face blurring function i could post a pic of my hair now and then add a new one whenever i cut it #Lu rambles #i also desperately want to either do e-girl bleached streaks (shut up i KNOW) or dye everything neon orange a la hayley williams #I'm more likely to do the neon orange akfhsjdh my sister in law and i have a scheme #because i hate chemical stuff in my hair so we think if we lemon-juice-lighten it and then get the brightest copper henna we can #then i can get nice and bright #so. anyway.

[humanmorph]

you know that shower oranges thing. theres like a subreddit for it. and i was always like haha thats funny but now that ive been eating oranges this past week for lunch at work and theyre like, really good? im like wow. what if. what of i ate an cold orange just biting into it while taking a hot shower. what if that could actually rock

#for some reason in my mind it was also the criteria of doing it in the dark but thats not on the subreddit rules at the very least so #not sure where i got it from..... #and i wouldnt do it anyways taking a shower in the dark sounds dangerous #at dawn maybe. #i need to take a shower rn but i dont want to eat an orange because im not hungry... #and we dont have many left and i wanna take one w me to work tomorrow again #rosa rambles #but really its. you know i havent had a whole orange before like ever. i always stuck to mandarines but man? these are great? #idk why i never bothered before i love orange juice. i think i thought they were harder to eat but its like #its fine. it works. its not THAT messy

[straykats]

i may be a little tinsy winsy but tipsy (although tbh i think ive sobered up) (rhats what drunk people say, i know) but i have Writing Ideas

#but i also need to get up kinda early tmrw #butbalso 10am isnt early and its only 1am #kat talks #anyways. i want the orange juice again HAHAHHAHA

[el-im]

nico called today and I told him it was a good thing he didn’t end up coming over bc I’m laid up in bed w a 104 degree fever and feeling like all hell and he was like. oh I’m so sorry to hear that. so when can I see you ?

#and I love him #captain's log #I’ve been sleeping in 1 hour intervals since 3 in the morning when I woke up and was in so much pain I couldn’t go back to sleep #so I took a shower and made some tea and soup then went back to bed #only to wake up an hour later and have to pee so I’d do that and make another cup of tea #and that happened over and over again until now which is 1:20 pm #and I’m dreading the nighttime because I know it’s going to get so much worse and I’ve already taken two showers today just to stand in hot #water for an exorbitant amount of time. and now I’m like. maybe I should take an epsom salt bath because I feel like I can’t fucking move #anyway ! mia—who got me sick in the first place—was good enough to go to the store and grab some orange juice and soup so I love her #and interestingly. what I really wanted to talk about #was the fact that in the weird intervals of hour-long stretches of sleep #i dreamed like 8 or 9 episodes of star trek strange new worlds #which. i have not seen an episode of. nor have I seen any of the short treks or discovery so I have no concept of who any of these fucking #characters are beyond what I’ve seen in gifs/a trailer or two #but they were weirdly detailed. #in one spock and hemmer (hemmler??) were competing in a chariot race #and their wheels were made out of warm colored crystal that was orange in the center and graduated into a pink quartz like color at the edge #and hemmer transfigured himself secretly into a serpent when they were riding their chariot next to another one #and he scared the shit out of the rider and they veered off course #at which point he was flung through the air and became himself again #in another one because he has psychic abilities #he had to sacrifice himself by connecting with the psychic creature that was controlling the ship #and only through entering that thing’s mind and destroying it from the inside out was the rest of the crew freed #this also had to do w the episode where they were all in like. fantasy gear and were being forced to act out one of the literary works (?) #of these higher dimensional beings ? Like puppets #*puppets #idk if that’s what was actually happening in the episode because again. i have not seen any snw #but he died basically at the end of that ep by infiltrating their mind and freeing everyone #so

[soup-soup-soup-soup-soup]

craving juice again

#its basically fruit soup #not soup #this is bcuz of the goncharov posts btw #i dont even like apples but i want apple juice #or orange juice #or pomegranates #fuck just give me something vaguely fruity ok #not la croix tho #might still have orange cups ill est one tomorrow morning #anyways goodnight my darlings #or good morning or good afternoon or good evening #fuck i feel like the truman guy from that existential crisis show

[arbitraryallegory]

All the one piece pirate ships, but they’re cocktails, who’s with me

#i have ideas for polar tang thousand sunny and victoria punk so far #polar tang is something like a south side but with lemon lime and orange juice #thousand sunny i want something with lots of different density layers in shades of yellow orange and red #i’d really have to work on that one to figure it out #victoria punk is spiced cider with a shot of cognac or bourbon dropped in #kind of like a boilermaker that sort of idea anyway #going merry is a work in progress #definitely wanna use chocolate and whipped cream but ugh i hate the taste when chocktails are mixed wrong

[kethabali]

very pleased with today's food choices

#been eating kind of shit the last week #which was making it hard to think clearly #brain fog.. made me think about what ppl in gaza are facing not having enough to eat daily for several months #when i cook eggplant or okra it makes me think of palestine somehow... actually most things i cook remind me of it #bc the prepation method is similiar #but yeah i had a chicken stew type thing #with okra eddo potato and tomato #i made two batches of different flavors & used a bunch of whole spices like coriander and cumin seeds black pepper bay leaves cinnamon stic #cloves etc.. and a bunch of whole green chillies #to add flavor.. but it wasn't spicy so i also added red chili powder #which made it perfect.. right amount of salt spice fat and vegetables #10/10 and i bought a big bowl today which made eating easy peasy #anyways i got sad for a bit too thinking about how easy food is to access for me bc i can get 5 leg+thigh for 6 bucks #and there was a post once about how this woman was pregnant and her husband had to pay like i think 20 bucks for a handful of meat #🧃 #but bro i bought sumac and then completely forgot about it and was racking my brain to think what my second flavor palette should be #i used soy sauce/oyster/fish/black vinegar along with the whole spices and also some lemonade for citrus.. bc i didnt have lemons #and pouring juice is easier than squeezing oranges #it was surprisingly good like a nice flavor it came together well #i am gonna use the sumac next bc i want to make some version of musakhan

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#russ ballard #two silhouettes #interview #1984 #i wasn't going to do this without doing the full video for two silhouettes too but #i wanted a better version of two silhouettes but there ISN'T ONE ANYWHERE #i love the video they made it like a twilight zone episode #why is the interview for it such good quality but not the music video #like the full original version of it #please i need it #but anyway i wanted gifs of his cute face from this so i'm doing the interview anyway #i love his speaking voice so much i love how he says words #hello russ's orange juice #i love his shirt and his purple neck thing #look at the sleeves #beautiful #also his hair #and him #how many times are you gonna open that door russ #you can open my door like that too if you want as long as you're at my house #why is somebody hiding behind the door in clear view #i see somebody in the mirror too

[capelizabeth]

i hate to break to the news to you all, but i’m afraid noah was unable to dethrone taylor as my top artist. i’m disappointed i was really routing for him

#i think it’s the pure volume of taylor swift music my library compared to other artists #bc i’m sure i’m in like the top .1% of noah’s listeners #homesick and orange juice were my second and fourth most listened to songs of the year respectively #ANYWAYS #i’ll go through and share everything later and do all the tag games #i like my two hour tumblr block 😭 #i just wanted to let y’all know 🫡 #ellie chats