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Volume

It's here.

Not very proud of this, but here y'all go.

Content: Slight Ercy x Static & Antijail

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Static just moved into the TCOTI Blog Home.

They had alot to get used to, aswell.

For example: They learned about Cinnamon and her... Hairball issues. They had a rule where every week someone would be in charge of 'Hairball Duty'. Poor Platonic was the victim this week.

Unfortunately for Static, another lesson would be in session today.

Ercy was relaxing on the couch with Static, their eyes focused on the TV.

Everything was calm. There was no shouting or fighting, and it was pure heaven!

Just then, Cinnamon walked out from the kitchen and looked at the television. "What's going on?"

Ercy turned their head to look at their friend. "Pastel is about to kill the pessimistic King Glitch, but their daughter, Abrial, just came in and now there's a showdown."

Cinnamon watched the scene on the screen. "Oh shit. Well, I gotta go to 7/11 real quick. This 'Pink Pandemic' seems to be alot worse than we thought." She quickly grabbed a pair of keys that rested on a marble top counter. "Tell me what happens when I come back!"

"Have fun, Cinnamon." Static noticed a slight smirk on Ercy's face when they said that. He could tell that Ercy was feeling a bit lucky that they couldn't drive.

The cat knew it.

Cinnamon rolled her eyes and left the living room. As Static began to pray for Cinnamon's soul, there was the sound of two voices shouting.

Static couldn't tell who, since the voices were muffled due to being on the second floor. Their ears pinned back out of immediate annoyance and worry. "The hell's going on?"

Ercy rolled their eyes. "Ugh. Its fine, my pet. This happens all the time." They said, keeping their eyes on the telly.

"You sure? It sounds serious." Their lover was getting more and more anxious as the commotion got louder.

"This happens all the time." The ghost replied. "Don't worry, I'll turn the volume up."

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The voices were still there.

Static was now more worried than annoyed. "Dear?"

Ercy looked at Static. "Yes?"

"The shouting. Its STILL there!" They told, tail twitching. "They've been at it for... 20 minutes now?"

Ercy sighed. "10 minutes." They corrected. The ghost stood up from the couch, holding their hand out to Static. "Come on, dearest. Let me show you something."

A bit reluctantly, Static stood and held their hand as the two of them went up a dark brown spiral staircase. They went down a hallway, the shouting getting much louder and a bit more clear.

Ercy stopped in front of a door and said, "Go ahead, my pet. Listen in."

Static slowly pressed their ear against the door and... Wait... Anti and Jail?!

"NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!" Anti screamed.

"BET ME BITCH!" Jail spat, almost as loud as Anti.

"I SAID I LOVE YOU FI-" Anti was interrupted with, "YOU BEAT ME TO IT!"

"THATS PROOF I LOVE YOU MORE, ASSHOLE!" Anti screeched.

"WEEEEELL I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST! GUESS WHAT?! IT WAS ME!"

The shouting ended quickly when Static let out a yelp and pulled their head away from the door, only to see Ercy banging on the door shouting, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Static learned something new today.

Anti and Jail were loud as fuck

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