simon is a chronic forehead kisser. you’re obvi a lot shorter than him so it’s just so easy. pulling you in to press a soft kiss on your forehead/temple. laying his chin on the top of your head as he curls your body into his :((
i know there’s the common hc that johnny is the super horny one of the group (and don’t get me wrong, i love it! he’s so nasty!) but i think he gets the most play (besides kyle) and if we’re talking about nastiest horniest (borderline losery) i think it’s simon.
i think he’s so deprived of everything that literally the most random shit gets him horny. and i also think he refuses to touch himself unless his balls are on the brink of exploding.
idk i love the thought of lil loser simon who whimpers when he gets touched bc he’s not used to it.
simon loves to get a manicure when he’s back home and the ladies at the salon love him. and they all grow flustered when his big and wide build walks in through the door. excitedly waiting to see who he picks this time.
he stays so still and he’s polite. if they ever accidentally nip him, he doesn’t even react. just nodding down at them when they send him a sheepish smile.
he gives them a lot of work but he’s a generous tipper.
all in all, he’s a good time despite how quiet and intimidating he is.