Romance festival!
Sam: Will the Watcher just ignore the fact that she quit without saving because something glitched and the festival didn’t spawn?
Yes, I will.
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Just like that we’re moving to the next day and the Humor & Hijinks festival is in full swing.
Sam: This guy. Doesn’t have any pants on. This calls for drastic measures, my friends. War is on! *drinks from the hijinks fountain*
Oh, this won’t end well, darling.
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Find yourself someone who will look at you like these two at each other.
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Getting to know some neighbors and locals. Angie needs interviewing for her job (she’s an influencer I guess) and Sam just came across Salim, my second favorite townie, and decided to befriend him.
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Seems like Sam managed to become friends with GIR
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However, the doll, wouldn’t cooperate and attacked Sam themself.
Sam: Auch! You’re right, it’s not the right solution! How about you stop hurting me? Auch!
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Gerald Landgraab just cannot not be cringey.
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Sam: Hello, neighbor, how’s life?
Geeta Rasoya: *just stares at Sam intensely*
Sam: Oookay… I’m just going inside my flat… Keep standing here if you please.
Geeta: *keeps standing*
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Raj was sad and invited himself in to complain. Angie being an absolute Sunshine listened to him and consoled him. So he could leave
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Wow, Angie does know how to blow Sam’s mind away👀
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Told ya the longest slowburn in the history of slowburns
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It’s romance festival day and these two are getting ready for it!
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Sam: Next time, Herbert, next time.
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To get their revenge on Gottfried Landgraab Sam decided to get a Voodoo doll.
Sam: Feel my wrath, puny human! *pretends to laugh maniacally*
The Vendor: (Why do I always get the freaks?)
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Sam: The festival was in full swing, everybody was having fun. And then he came, the horror in the flesh, the crawling chaos! He scarred each person who ever crossed his path for life... And here he is! In the flesh!
Jeffrey Landgraab: Who? Where?
Katrina Caliente: How Nancy let him out like that?
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Sam: Oh hey. didn’t you work elsewhere?
The Vendor: I work everywhere.
Sam: Why so serious?
The Vendor: I’ve just served a middle aged man in his underpants. My life will never be the same.
Sam: Don’t you worry, I will avenge you!
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