#and you need to man up and prove you arent just open world ocarina of time with aliens

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I hate these fucking statues

#also. yiga clan in the depths? neat #anyway hiiiiiii its me. lost again. following those goddamn statues. so i can fight ganondorf with like 15 hearts. #honestly im so disappointed in nintendo because unless they pull something new out and quick #this is just the same old story over and over #GANONDORF is the main villain #why did you come up with demise and refer to him as the demon king if you were just going to wimp out #and still make him ganondorf? #'he killed sonia and thats why he had the secret stone' biting you biting you biting you. #what if ganondorf used to be a sage. what if the curse of demise finally caught up with him and turned him against the others. #what if he was really a puppet all along and we actually fight demise again #but nooooooooooooo my name is nintendo and if my story isnt just the same plot from the other games remixed #then ill start crying :( #listen i estimate maybe 20 minutes more of plot you need to do. #you need to stop fucking TEASING and show fi. acknowledge her at the very least. #and you need to man up and prove you arent just open world ocarina of time with aliens #totk spoilers #mb plays a game #sorry. sorry. this is the first zelda game i got to experience unspoiled and im just upset that they didnt even try that hard