#and you choose to desecrate it with melted cheese goop. rendering it inedible and worthless. that is no act of god i’ll tell you now

[steelycunt]

the deepest and most fiery pits of my wrath and loathing are reserved solely for cheese-on-toast enjoyers

#you take a perfectly good piece of toasted bread…gods own breakfast the backbone of our way of life the humble slice of toast… #it calls to you for a smear of butter—or even a jot of honey. a jam perhaps. an egg; a bit of avocado #and you choose to desecrate it with melted cheese goop. rendering it inedible and worthless. that is no act of god i’ll tell you now #and it has no place on the pastures of his earth. a plague upon your houses! repent—or begone!