#and yes strictly speaking there is zero reason for me to attach a real melody to this fictional song

[idiopath-fic-smile]

me, earlier this week: the characters in this one are 1920s showbiz folks, i should write a little cole porter-style song for it, that'd be fun

me today, up to my fucking eyebrows in rhymezone.com: oh right, cole porter's famous because what he did was hard

#i realize this is a big and random ask #but i actually do have working lyrics; if any of you play piano and can write a melody that sounds like an old showtune uhhh drop me a chat #and yes strictly speaking there is zero reason for me to attach a real melody to this fictional song #i'm certainly not gonna make a podfic of my own story #but listen like. i did not get into writing fanfic for the restraint