#and thinks it’s quinn but it’s jack and then. rabbit holes himself into jack’s content which like

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If Trev wasnt in hockey, he’d be on onlyfans, fleecing sugardaddie. He’d invite jack to be on it sometimes, then jack would get his own in between sliding into nhl player nico hischiers dms.

ok this took a while because i SWORE leo wrote a trevor onlyfans au and like. i was right and then i got distracted catching up on fic l m a o

but to elaborate on your point,,, kind of love the idea of jack having the biggest celebrity crush on nico, who’s never going to actually see his dms, let alone read them, and jack sending nico excerpts from his (and sometimes trevor’s) videos that would never make it in but that he likes. stuff like him and trevor thoroughly fucked out and debating who’s the best out of the new generation of young captains, jamie drysdale or nico hischier (jack captions it with “had to defend your name against a hater give this message a like if you agree”), and the messages themselves are never explicit—even if the video shows an inch of him & trevor wrapped up in socks & sheets—they just sound like jack’s talking to a friend. jack doesn’t even think twice about it after the first time trevor dares him to do it and he doesn’t get a response. nico’s a great listener to jack! he always lets jack vent without telling him he’s being dramatic! if he send nico’s thirst trap posts back to him with a fire emoji that’s his business!

but nico DOES open his dms and it’s not that hard for nico to click through and find the link to jack’s of on his insta bio once he gets curious enough,,, and then. well. let’s just say swissmiss13 is a big but quiet tipper,,, and the frequency of thirst traps on nico’s official instagram (coincidentally) increases exponentially. somehow there is a non-preachy realization about parasocial relationships when jack and nico finally figure their shit out—nico from thinking he knows jack from his of content, jack from thinking he knows nico from his hockey interviews and media, etc etc imposing a plot here 🤪

also you definitely started with trevor fleecing sugar daddies and all i can really say to that is: yeah. trevor decked out in the finest pair of expensive plain beige khaki shorts and stringing eight of them along at once until he runs into a dilf that monopolizes his time AND gives him what he needs (gibby)

#for someone who literally said ‘i don’t usually go here’ about jack/nico i sure did go there #also just because some of you may be like me and absolutely need to know everyone is okay: jamie is fine in this universe #i’ll pick a team canada boy for him to co-dependently giggle at (bowen?? holloway?? oh GETZY DUH) #ty is not okay unfortunately but that’s okay i’m kissing him on the forehead & actually he’s fine in my head now he’s nate & mikey’s third #oh also in my brain trevor’s of says he’s a personal trainer but i am very open to changing that because i don’t love it i just can’t see #him really doing anything other than sports? shocking i know but literally he does nothing else to me in this ‘verse he’s of only #should also mention it is infinitely funnier to me if in this universe quinn still plays hockey & nico opens it because he sees the ‘hughes’ #and thinks it’s quinn but it’s jack and then. rabbit holes himself into jack’s content which like #75% of it is just people asking jack to do basic tasks &him absolutely bumbling them like ‘you guys said you wanted to watch me do laundry?’ #liv in the replies