#and there have been rumors of a terrifying flower girl haunting the poker floor

[lunarrolls]

whenever i need a laugh or a smile i go back and watch the early bells hells episodes. like pre-bassuras was such an insane vibe for an adventuring party and the shit they got into? unparalleled. truly just a collection of guys doing shit and sometimes experiencing consequences. and then bassuras came down on them like the fucking sword of damocles. i hope that one day, when this is all over, bells hells will still travel, doing dumb shit and fucking around like they once did for lord ariks eshteross. i hope they find that peace once their questions are answered, but i don’t know if a quiet life is for them. i think they’d just continue on, continue to scheme, do incredibly chaotic shit for forever. just let them throw parties, root out government corruption and little shade creepers every once in a while, and pretend to be ghosts, that’s the proper bells hells post-campaign enrichment plan

#cr #cr3 #the idea of a level 20 party just doing dumb shit forever rather than accepting places of power in the world is so funny to me #and SO hells. the level 20 cleric is just a fuckin robot who meets up with his gun robot partner and they eat muffins together #and also the level 20 cleric’s best friend level 20 barbarian continues to get into bar fights for some fucking reason #and then their level 20 fighter friend has to go bail him out but also ends up getting drunk but in a fun way #meanwhile this werewolf blood hunter and incredibly terrifying fire druid lady have been cleaning out a local casino #and there have been rumors of a terrifying flower girl haunting the poker floor #a level 20 sorcerer and a level 20 bard have a nice little game of chess together #and all is right in the universe #so in conclusion fuck you ludinus da’leth you’re in the WAY of my HORRIBLE GREMLIN FUTURE