#and on their honeymoon they are arrested for War Crimes ❤️

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oooookkaaaayyyyyyy you’ve convinced me i’ll post houndprice wedding content (no one asked) 💒💘

starting off with what we already know. gaz helped pick out the ring and price proposed

i think he went for the classic wine and dine proposal route - either he took hound out for a very expensive dinner and proposed with candles and dessert and flowers and even more wine at home afterwards OR he simply did the whole nine yards at home bc there is No Chance of a public proposal from this man. he’s not that guy. just a bonus that it’s an easy access ravishing after they say yes

the rest of the 141 and laswell and her wife are of course invited + the many other friends made during service both together and apart. price figures he’s doing this once and he’s doing it right so it ends up a pretty big wedding

the venue is the little chapel down the road from where price grew up, in fact the same one he attended from a young age

hound’s one concession is an english wedding since they’ve already made price move to ireland. he would’ve done the whole thing there if they asked. they know this and chose england anyway. (he loves them so much.)

hound wears white and their granddad walks them down the aisle, price wears a deep navy tailored tux with gaz as his best man

price cries when he sees hound start down the aisle, and he sniffles through his vows. hound laughs and cries equally during theirs, which had to be edited heavily by laswell beforehand to remove most (but not all) of the dog puns

price cannot resist dipping hound for a dramatic kiss at the altar. what can he say? he’s an old fashioned romantic at heart. the mood is only slightly killed by ghost’s wolf whistle from the front pews

soap cries during his toast at the reception. the microphone has to be wrestled from hound’s granddad when his toast goes off the rails and he starts giving out about those bleedin’ brits. hound does not help matters by shouting free the north! to egg him on…

hound insists on twirling price during the first dance, and he patiently tolerates their nonsense. it’s all worth it when he gets to watch them spin soap and gaz and ghost around the dance floor later

there are plenty of beautiful staged photographs on the day, but price’s favorite is one the photographer snuck of hound lighting his cigar for him in a quiet moment away from the crowds of the reception. it’s the one he keeps framed on his office desk

#and on their honeymoon they are arrested for War Crimes ❤️ #matching cells with him 😍 #hellhound #lieutenant hound #fran writes

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White lies is the best arc that made your crimes ever did! Pt 2

I love how this episode is framed. The majority of the episode is told and flashback. As Sharon is confessing to her priest that she feels nothing for having killed Dwight Darnell. It is quite honestly one of the more experimental episodes that major crimes ever did.

Sharon is such a stickler for the rules that she tells her priest. How many times she has lied.

One of the wonderful things we learn is that Andy has officially moved in with Sharon and Rusty. I love how Sharon confesses this to her priest but doesn't have any issue with it in the way the church does. Sharon to Father Stan: "Your rules not mine."

Although it's really disappointing to learn that Andy moved in with Sharon completely off screen. Especially when it was their big storyline for season 5. Part of having really great storylines is great resolutions/climaxes. Imo don't start storylines you don't actually plan to finish. This was a huge problem in this show was that they had always packed too many storylines into the show with little to no good resolutions. I hear this is a huge issue that plagues the shows that Duff is currently working on. Moving on...

Sharon's faith was a big part of her character but it's not something that's really shown all that much, not until this episode.

RIP chef Taylor... Not Sharon though because she's still alive honeymooning with Andy in Ireland!

Mike: "Can you please remind our local Nazis that they lost the war a long time ago." Amy: "They'll love hearing that from me." Amy you have my ❤️! But girl you go out there tell them fuck you, racist assholes!

I think this is the last episode that we see Chuck. Honestly I think Amy and him broke up... They just seemed like they wanted different things in life. He wanted kids and she didn't.

Andy: "You might want to tell Chief Howard this is going to get naughtier before it gets nice." I miss that sarcasm!

I love Wes' introduction! The drunken Nazi he takes a swing at Andy and ends up arrested.

I love how Andy perfectly dodges that punch too! Especially after Wes calls him grandpa. Listen Andy might be old but he's still got it!

Morales: "Poison. Hope it was delicious." Haha wooow!

As much as Provenza grumbles about Julio having other priorities (has he forgotten that Sharon also adopted a kid?) He is supportive in his own way.

Speaking of support I do love how everyone throws their support to buzz regarding his father's case.

I love this moment where Andy hangs back with Sharon. She's lost in thought and when he calls her name she doesn't answer him. It's not until the next episode that we get a scene that bookends with this one.

Sharon: "I've always believed that adult children must take responsibility for their own actions both the good and the bad."

We all know that's the exact opposite of what Rusty does at the end of the show... Moving on from that ending.

Rusty to Buzz: "No matter what happens you have done an awesome job." On a positive note I do love that Rusty is very supportive of Buzz here.

I love how super soft play by the rules Buzz suddenly becomes so aggressive in this most important interrogation.

Haha buzz's dad is just Phillip Keene with his natural curly hair. 😂😆

Hecht: "I don't get this ... It was 30 years ago man". Time waits for no murder.

Even though this wasn't one of my favorite storylines I do love that this is something that's mentioned all the way back in season 2. When Rusty asks everyone why they became a cop/work for the police. That we actually got follow up and a resolution to that is pretty incredible when follow through on this show was never the greatest.

Andy: "Yesterday this pea brain took a swing at me." 😂😂

I totally forgot that Rusty learned at some point that Dr Joe was really alive.

Is white lies the last time we see Dr Joe too?

It's interesting to think that Sharon can't really talk to Andy about Dwight's death. He isn't going to really understand her dilemma.

Gus: "You know what bothers me? Your reaction to Dr Joe's death. You're almost not reacting. I mean sometimes you seem disconnected from your emotions." Like mother, like son. Although honestly, he didn't tell Gus that Dr Joe is really alive? When does Rusty follow the rules?

I guess maybe because he just got his ass handed to him a few episodes ago when buzz told him to stop filming Hecht's print. I've never seen Sharon that mad at him. 😆 Girl was shaking!

I'm so salty about Rusty and Gus. They had their issues sure! I thought they were such a cute couple. Like Gus seemed so good for Rusty because he pushed him to be a better person who would look outside of himself. That is until Gus had to go and cheat on Rusty and I noped right out of that ship.

Jerry: "I got personality. Chicks dig that." I love the look on Andy's face when that creep says.

The idea of behavioral sciences absolving her from disqualifications related to her psychological response. Is kind of a lie because she wrote the questions and the answers. And I think this is the issue that I have with the resolution to her storyline in this arc. She is clearly not ok over shooting Darnell.

Wildred: "Dwight did not grow up like that... Dwight had friends of all different races. I didn't teach him hate." While I do believe her... On the other hand his dad is the freaking guy in charge of the z brotherhood.

I love this shot of all of the major crimes squad meeting Graff in the middle of the murder room. Sharon leading her army with one of her lieutenants standing a little behind her having her back. Andy is completely focused on Graff. Just waiting for him to make any kind of move to physically harm Sharon.

You have to give it to buzz he knows how to do some damn good research.

There's that scene I was talking about earlier! When Andy calls to Sharon and she is so lost in thought that she doesn't answer him. This time she does because she's gotten forgiveness from the one person that she's hadn't through most of the case. Dwight's mother.

Andy: "I rolled over and you weren't there."

That is some fucking messed up foreshadowing. Enough with the salt though.

Look at them in their pajamas! I remember when this scene dropped! Everyone agreed that Andy's pajamas were definitely a gift from Sharon.

Sharon actually wearing a negligee to bed. What a turn around from that hideous nightgown she wore when Jack busted into her condo unannounced!

Andy kneeling down. There's a whole ass couch next to him he can sit on but, no he chooses to kneel.

He's definitely been practicing proposing. How long has he been thinking of asking her? Then again they've been dating for like three years at this point.

Them holding hands is endlessly sweet. She's holding his one big hand with both her hands!

And then he kisses the back of her hand! He loves her so much!

The fact that Sharon and Andy just moved in together and Andy already feels when she's out of bed. That tells me that they were basically living together at that point. Andy did not go home very often. Kinda like how they started dating officially. They had already been dating for two years at that point.

#major crimes #sharon raydor #andy flynn #shandy #rusty beck #provenza #julio sanchez #amy sykes #wes nolan #buzz watson #major crimes: season 5 #white lies