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daggerspared · 2 years
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jakes about an hour late to the latest iceman-maverick (icemav for short, as phoenix has coined) barbecue, so he’s just passing through the kitchen, not even thinking as he tosses out an easy “hey pops,” to the hosts on his way towards the doors to the backyard.
two voices call back in response. “hey kid.” “good to see you jake.”
he feels the pause. his hand hovers uncertainly over the door handle. slowly, he turns.
iceman and maverick, happily married couple, have suspended all kitchenly duties to glare at each other. “he was talking to me.”
“no, he was talking to me.”
“everyone calls me pops,” ice says, eyes narrowed. “bradley calls me pops. mickey calls me pops. even cyclone called me pops that one time that was embarrassing for all of us.”
maverick waves a hand at ice, the hand also wielding a knife he was using to chop watermelon. “yeah, but jake calls me pops. he called me pops before he knew you. that gives me pops rights.”
jakes debating just slipping out the door when they both turn towards him. in unison like good wingmen.
“jake, buddy, sport, slugger, who were you talking to?”
he offers a shrug. “uh, both of you, i guess.” it’s the truth, he wasn’t thinking too hard about it, his mind focused on getting to the backyard where he has it on good authority that his loving boyfriend is sweaty and shirtless and waiting for someone to share his lawn chair with.
ice purses his lips. “that won’t do.”
“we can’t both be pops,” maverick agrees. “that’s ridiculous.”
“right,” jake says, “that’s what’s ridiculous about this.”
“a challenge then,” ice forges on, ignoring him. “to determine who’s the better pops.”
solemn as their air boss, maverick sticks his hand out (sans knife) to shake on it. in some funhouse mirror reflection of that one photograph that seems to be everywhere, ice clasps his hand back.
and jake is somewhere between laughing, running, and bursting into tears. because no sane person has ever had this argument before and certainly not over him. nobody’s ever fought to be jake seresin’s pops before.
no one except these two ridiculous, crazy old men.
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