#and lyall is the daddiest dad in the entire world <— not in a sexy way

[quillkiller]

I love effiebarty please give me some headcannons surrounding them but also what about montyeffiebarty?

i see your montyeffiebarty but i will have to leave you to it❤️ my barty does not get along with the potter men. he hates james with a passion, and he hates monty too :/ he cant stand either of them

anyway!!! some hc’s!!!

1. barty is so entirely whipped. hes at effies beck and call. he’ll do whatever she wants whenever she wants

2. effie absolutely knows this and basks in it

3. a leash comes into use a lot :/ barty brings it up first

4. barty is nowhere near rich enough on his own to get effie pretty things like monty can but he’s good at stealing. he’s a great pickpocket. he’ll text effie at a gala (shes there with monty 😔) if she shees anything she likes, she texts back that mrs whatshername has a pretty necklace, then they meet up in some closet space and he gives it to her and then hes on on his knees and her leg over his shoulder

5. effie gets a tattoo and barty gives it to her. he’s good at them. its a small tattoo. she doesnt have any others

6. they sext a lot

7. they make sure to have sex in every single room in monty and effies mansion. barty especially loves ruining their marital bed

8. monty finds out at some point

9. post monty finding out, effie buys a small mansion for herself and doesnt even ask if barty wants to move in. she just tells him to

10. he’s her housewife. wears an apron and everything. waits on his knees by the door like a dog when shes expected to come home

11. they dont stop going to galas and fundraisers and what not. effie doesn’t give a single shit and they get looks and barty’s throat is covered with hickies and while hes not wearing a leash in public he might as well be with the way he doesnt leave her side

12. barty goes no contact with his father at some point. he always tries to talk to (or yell at, or hit) barty whenever they’re at the same function but effie stands infront of barty like an unbreakable wall

13. they go to museums a lot. and they travel. they enjoy reading aloud to each other. especially in the bathtub or barty propped up against the headboard and effies head in his lap. they go to the cinema and they both like silent film. effie likes french new wave the most tho

14. they have a pool and like roleplaying pool boy and married woman. like how they met <3

15. effie gets more tattoos

16. barty gets an effie tattoo. obviously

17. effie doesnt ask him to marry her. she tells them they’re getting married that afternoon. they bring the leash

18. barty is insanely jealous so hes mean and blunt to whoever he thinks is flirting with effie

19. effie dresses barty up. a lot. be it in their own home or when they’re going to a function. barty is her little plaything and barty is happy to do whatever she wants

20. they’re very happy <3

#i hope yall are ready for when i hard launch my cottage core wood chopping and ’going steady’ lyall/james 😔 #its just.. sirius and remus are away at uni.. #and james is taking a year off.. he wants to be home.. #and like. lyall is lonely and wants company.. #it becomes routine 😔😔 lyall teaches him how to chop wood and start a fire #and then they drink tea by the fire every night at 6 sharp 😔😔 #and lyall is the daddiest dad in the entire world <— not in a sexy way #in a Dad way #james is going insane over it actually 😔 #they cook together too.. #its all soft and warm and intimate #just the two of them in their warm solitude in lyalls cottage <3 #theres no drama either #james tries to kiss lyall and lyall says ’if we’re going to go steady we have to tell remus first’ #and james just wants to kiss him more 😔 #and they tell remus. and remus is shocked for about 2 minutes #and then hes like 🧍 ok #and it doesnt affect anything #james visits siriud and remus #james gets flirted with and remus is laughing when james tries to kindly let them down #and then says ’theres no point hes fucking my dad’ #and when remus visits home james doesnt stay with lyall #remus is happy for them <3