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#and look i know it's quaint for the 70s schlock guy to say that sort of stuff but this never tried to be schlock
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do NOT let anyone fool you: there's no biomechanical horror in titane. i repeat. the movie where the woman fucks the car has no biomechanical horror in it. there is no biomechanical immaculate conception as horror.
#i don't think it's a very good movie thematically and it was exhausting to watch
#i wouldnt say 'god this movie sucks' but i do think it's mostly prestige covering up a weak story
#and look i know it's quaint for the 70s schlock guy to say that sort of stuff but this never tried to be schlock
#i'm not entirely sure what it was trying to be at all!
#it's 2-3 undercooked movies in one of those two people horse costumes and each half is trying to do something different
#it could have been fun as something original forking from the first few scenes (dunno why bc i had no idea what to expect)
#it would have been extremely fun as a silly little slasher origin story
#even the whole 'cross dressing and pretending to be some guy's long lost son' could have been a (questionable) psychological horror premise
#but like what the fuck is this. im sure shes a competent director (the movie is mostly a good movie in other regards) but girl
#girl what the fuck is this you have to choose something to say. like girl what are you even fucking saying!!
#i think its funny she said alexia was meant to be impossible to relate to or something but honestly she slayed in the beginning
#if it was a slasher flick she'd have been spectacular
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