#and like. hes introduced dragging half a corpse through a banquet hall

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something so appealing about a lil sadistic bastard of a man who could kill you in mere seconds but who also can act the perfect gentleman

#this isnt about serial killers ok its about my blorbos #toland mostly #recently callisto #hes somehow the least insane character?? besides reynold #and like. hes introduced dragging half a corpse through a banquet hall #and he treats penelope the best!! #hes not that much of a gentleman though lol he does care deeply about her tho ig #i dont mean touch her and you die book boyfriends either really #the gentleman thing is part of the killing thing #i mean like. actual maniac #anyways i was just thinking how i have the opposite problem to short kings. listen why are all these men so fucking tall #im aroace so idc but man. if i wasnt itd be so awful to find a good person because im 5 feet tall #if the guy is tall enough you could suck em off standing #isnt that something