today on “incredibly specific country songs that absolutely slap and Abram will fight people over”:
- i drive a tractor, die mad about it (International Harvester by Craig Morgan)
- my wife left me for real this time :[ (Gone by Montgomery Gentry)
- ngl life sucks but don’t give up (If You’re Going Through Hell by Rodney Atkins)
- guy vandalizes a watertower to impress a girl; town’s only problem was his color choice (John Deere Green by Joe Diffie)
- what if i just Left (Last Dollar (Fly Away) by Tim McGraw)
- a dad learns how to be a stay-at-home mom (Mr. Mom by Lonestar)
- i love my wife and i would give her the fucking world (Tall, Tall Trees by Alan Jackson)
SPECIAL CATEGORY “songs that CAN and WILL make Abram cry every time they hear it”:
- Guess I’ll Die (Live Like You Were Dying by Tim McGraw)
- conversations you can have by not answering the phone (Austin by Blake Shelton)
- someone very important to me died :(( [dad?? girlfriend?? it’s undecided] (I Drive Your Truck by Lee Brice)
- hi i love you i hope life is good to you (My Wish by Rascal Flatts)
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