#and it isn’t there 👁️ but maybe I put it somewhere else and forgot cause my closet is a black hole

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

my vibrator broke so i bought a new one but then that one broke too AND i just ran out of weed this is the worst day of my life it's so hard being a woman

the fucking horrors bro

#my vibe is missing 😭 idk what happened to it but I know my mom found it once and just left it on my nightstand and we never acknowledged it #but it’s cause I’d left it tucked between the frame of my headboard and the mattress and she randomly decided to change my #sheets for no reason that day 💀 after that I hid it in my closet in the deepest pit of hell and I tried to find it the other day #and it isn’t there 👁️ but maybe I put it somewhere else and forgot cause my closet is a black hole #also need to see the plug cause this thca isn’t strong enough 😭 makes sense tho considering I’ve been smoking real wax for the last like #3 months?? #but men scare me and I don’t feel like having to drive to some obscure place an hour away smh