#and im too anxious of a person to be able to outsmart a polygraph

[lexosaurus]

i always find it so funny when i see people say "but if ur a spy then u can't tell ur loved ones what u do u have to lie about ur whole career" sweetie idk what television you've been watching but everyone in my family knew that my grandfather was a spy even if u try to lie to ur partner it's pretty fucking obvious

#idk how anyone would even lie about that too #when i was mid-linguistics degree an FBI agent came to talk to us #cuz they like hiring linguists #so i gave my resume cuz why not #and she was like 'u cant apply if you've had any weed within the last 3 years' #so i was like ok goddamn and me and the group of 5 college kids standing around her desk all just like #took our applications back and thanked her for her time #just walked away #she told me they polygraph u for weed too #and im too anxious of a person to be able to outsmart a polygraph