#and i was like wait wasn't jesse's dog way bigger than this??? hmm well i guess he completely changed size. you know. as dogs do

[coquelicoq]

my dreams are so stupid. i dreamt that i was trying to look up the spanish word for "taxi" on wordreference but it kept failing in increasingly ridiculous ways. first it told me the word was "coney," which is clearly not a spanish word. then it sent me to the dutch dictionary instead. then it told me there's no english-spanish dictionary actually, just a spanish-english dictionary. so i wake up and look it up on real wordreference and it turns out the spanish word for taxi is "taxi." figures.

#also dreamt that i was getting on a plane and as part of this process the flight attendant had to ask about my facial piercinng #but instead of asking me about it she asked my friend and i was like hello i'm right here‚ don't ask her ask me #and she referred to it as my 'hypertensive piercing' or something which makes NO sense #also i was dating eminem. and i forgot to take my water bottle on the plane and told my friend that this would give me 'stank breath' #eminem and i were only going to be dating for like a week for some reason and i was like oh that's good he won't have time to beat me #😬 okay yikes #then i was (sort of?) reenacting the plot of frankenstein with another friend and we were supposed to be going from my laboratory #into the basement but every time we went down the stairs we just ended up back in the laboratory #which looked different every time and the steps down into the basement looked different #i thought this was HILARIOUS but my friend was less amused #eventually i ended up in a ball pit while other people were looking down on me from above telling me that come halloween they would be #buying my shirt. this was a threat somehow #oh also!! jesse if you're reading this i had a dream about your dog!! #except there were three of them and their names all started with G. but i didn't notice all of them at first only the smallest one #and i was like wait wasn't jesse's dog way bigger than this??? hmm well i guess he completely changed size. you know. as dogs do #meanwhile there were two whole other dogs in the room that i didn't notice for like. hours #i was sleeping in your bed (upside down for some reason) while you were sleeping elsewhere in the apartment but the dogs were in with me #which was all dandy until you closed the door to the bedroom (with you on the other side) and the dogs got very anxious w/o you :( #which woke me up within the dream and then possibly also in real life. and those were the dreams i had this morning! #dreams