#and i have to ask for testers but only some havr testers and some dont and also kill yourself now bc ur very picky & they wont understand

[gayspock]

buying perfume sucks btw the most worstest experience designed for my specific flavour of autism

#Egg.txt #like its not just the smells its also like #WHY do you have all the boxes locked in cupboards behind a counter & not properly organised #& ppl crowd around you & there's no fucking rhyme or reason to whois being tended to #so i have to stand there squinting and feeling like im in everybodys freaking way booooo #and i have to ask for testers but only some havr testers and some dont and also kill yourself now bc ur very picky & they wont understand #the mental maths youre doing the little rubric in your head #anyway i ended up getting my mam some shit that stink merry christmas girlie #but fr i did try to do a little research beforehand as i always do with these things but nowhere has shit reliably in stock so i thought i #it would be fine to just go there and try to find whats in the store hell on earth why cant you let me just browse and sniff at my own pace #i know why but please let me be a difficult little princess? cunt?