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tell me a story about cats

I have never liked cats. At school, I never even pretended to like them. I had no reason to: the faculty knew very well that I had nothing in common with them.

The faculty consisted mostly of professors who were also students, but were much older than I. I was a late-blooming "genius," an overachiever with a reputation, an underachiever. I was neither the brightest nor the darkest of these young people, but I was known for two things: in Latin class I was an excellent student because of my sheer force, and I was also regarded as a "natural" in any mathematical discipline that presented itself. My friends were people who struggled with math in the first place, for one reason or another.

The faculty found it all very amusing. Even my teachers were like that: they'd sit around the faculty lounge and talk about how this one kid should drop out, he was obviously not good enough for the university, what were they thinking when they'd asked for his transcript at the entrance exam.

The rest of the school found it funny, too, except for the few friends I made among the staff (especially the ones in my own class). When I hung out with the teachers, they felt sorry for me, I think. They'd bring up some problem and expect me to solve it. I'd make an effort, which they clearly recognized. I'm not a bad person, after all -- that was their perception. And I knew they were just making fun of me, or at least, of me in part.

I was always one of the better students, but it wasn't for a lack of will. I could always put myself together for classwork (though I also never enjoyed this sort of thing). I could sit there on any given morning, feeling nothing but the desire to do well, but the desire wouldn't move me. At all.

One of the reasons I liked the faculty so much, despite their lack of interest in me, was my fascination with them -- the way they seemed to think and to talk about things on their own, as if the things they'd been taught in school had something else to say, something beyond the mere facts of their teaching. The faculty wasn't like that at all. For one thing, they were young. But they did have something else about them. They were all good at one thing, and they had to be good at another, too. In a sense, each of them had to be himself, on his own. That's why they weren't really human to me, when I saw them in person -- they really did seem to live outside themselves, as if they were only a certain portion of what they would be without their job, a certain portion of what they'd be like if the university didn't exist. This was very different from, say, the kind of thinking I knew from my mathematical work.

I used to hang around the faculty lounge after school, because I felt as if I had to get out of my own head for a while, for no particular reason. People who work in the school district have many of the same kinds of feelings that teachers do -- that a classroom, no matter how interesting it is, is no place for a real person -- but I was always drawn to the lounge for a reason. The teachers there seemed like real people to me, too, though not human ones.

They'd all have their little groups and their interests. I always wondered what people like this might be like, really like, and I never got a chance to find out. The faculty lounge was an excellent place to explore these things -- to get out of my own head, to find out what the rest of the world was like, too, and how you were like it, and the people like you. It was like hanging out with one of my very favorite teachers, Mr. Moseman, the "science guy." I loved Mr. Moseman, but I'm not sure you could say he was like me. It was kind of fun to see the faculty lounge this way.

One day in senior year, I saw Mr. Moseman in the faculty lounge. I felt a surge of love for him at that moment. But it was not a sudden love, because I had seen him before. I had seen him in the middle of his third period class for one of my Latin classes, and had watched him from a distance, and felt a surge of affection for his face and for the way his whole frame was set (it was impressive). I saw him for the first time again a few days ago. He was sitting in the chair opposite mine. I looked at him for a while and then looked away. I was just staring at my books, thinking about a math problem, when I suddenly noticed him. His presence was in itself a thought. And the thoughts I'd had about Mr. Moseman were gone.

I stood up and went to say hello. I felt that the last time I'd said hello to him -- when he'd gotten up to say hi to me -- had been so long ago that I barely could remember what it was like. There was something about it I'd always liked. We didn't talk for long, but it was good to see him. For just a moment, I felt something like a weight lifting from my mind, just a little bit.

I think about that a lot. The faculty lounge always used to feel like the place where you could feel some relief.

(I still hang out with the faculty and the people who hang out with the faculty after school. It's not just the "natural" ones any more. The real people -- the ones I'd liked -- were gone, along with the faculty lounge.)

-- (A part of the following dialogue is a transcript of a certain conversation I once had with my father. I'm copying it here, with the hope that the reader will recognize enough of it to find the rest.)

"Dad, do you think that there are any human beings at all?"

"Well, there are, you know."

"I mean, are there? I'm sorry, you'll have to explain."

"Oh, it's not hard to explain. It's really a matter of definition. A man, a woman, a child, a dog, a cabbage. I'm not saying that's a perfect picture. But when we say, "Man," this is what we're saying: there is a human, just like there's a cabbage."

"But if there isn't a human, what's a human?"

"The opposite of a cabbage. It has two big leaves and no heart."

"And what's the opposite of a child? A leaf?"

"Nothing. Children don't eat leaves."

"There's a lot of human beings then. Like there's no one who eats leaves, or no one who doesn't."

"And that's my point. You see, I'm really quite consistent here. What's the opposite of an adult? Nobody."

"It's hard for me to say, you've set up the system such that no human being can exist."

"That's exactly it. I've thought long and hard, but I cannot get there. I'm sorry, you'll just have to accept this."

"But I have a hard time accepting that."

"I can't even do it myself."

"I think the problem is that there are so many ways of being a human."

"I've thought about that. You see, there's not just an adult, a child, and a cabbage, but also a cabbage who is an adult. Or a cabbage who is a child. And so on, until you get to man or woman. But in between, there's a whole range of human possibilities. And I just can't picture them all. There are more humans than I think there could possibly be in the world, given how many there have to be to fill it. And as soon as I try, I start picturing all of these potential humans, and all of their possible lives, and all of the things they have to say. And that's really hard. So

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