#and he can count the ripple effect from their bad moods after encountering an internet troll against his quotas

[illogicalvulcans]

look i am a firm supporter of 6000 years of slow burn pining but what if. hear me out. what if: au where instead of meeting at the garden, az+crow meet when aziraphale posts online trying to figure out what's wrong with his orchid (he really wants to grow and nurture something the old fashioned way instead of miracling things better but he's horrendously overwatering it and not giving it enough sun and it really should be moved to a larger pot with proper orchid potting mix-) and crowley responds with a very blunt "you're drowning it idiot" intending to Start Internet Drama (another of his brilliant nudges. humans will torment themselves endlessly trying to be Right On The Internet) except he really doesn't want the orchid to actually die and frustratingly [gardenGateHelp], instead of rising to the bait, keeps responding with the most genuine thanks every time crowley's suggestions help the orchid grow better and how can any one human be THIS endlessly positive? he needs to get to the bottom of this stat so [gardenGateHelp] doesn't derail his dastardly plans for the local gardeners society forum

#cannot get the idea of crowley: Professional Internet Shit Stirrer out of my mind #like the apocalypse is in a few years he doesn't want to commit too much to big plans but frustrating people online is SO easy #and he can count the ripple effect from their bad moods after encountering an internet troll against his quotas #so obviously it's logical for him to lurk on like 100 different forums to leave rude comments and stoke tempers #illogical rambles #good omens