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shardminds · 4 years

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i’m watching the dust storm and drinking wine (liveblogging below the cut)

fuck colin with long hair and long beard haha nope 2 seconds in and i already had to pause. LOOK AT HIM! LOOK!

i have no pics to offer but i love him? i love this colin. brennan? i can’t remember. he’s so cute. look at HIM! LOOK! look at him! HE’S SINGING AND IM GOING TO CRY

sorry but? who allowed him to be so talented? what? and look so good whilst also looking like he hasn’t had a shower in years?

SEVEN YEARS LATER? clean-shaven!!!!! hello!!!!! i have a lot of emotions. and colin is most of them. with a name like brennan, i half expected him to be irish.

OH GOD SHE’S... oh brennan, oh honey. brennan is cute i’m sad i love him

i don’t know who nora is but i sense a lot of tension there– oh that’s why.

OH SHE’S THERE AND HE’S THERE AND!!!!! !!!! BRENNAN!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! HIS CUTE FACE!!! i want to cry and i love him. TELL HIM YOU WERE ENGAGED, NORA! TELL HIM!

“i’ve seen your facebook!” “we’re not friends...” big mood

he’s so cute LOOK AT HIM. oh he’s going to miss his flight. i also want to do shots with colin, enchanted 3 baybeeeeeee!

nora... babe... why are you... not picking up on... any cues...

“i didn’t breathe for a minute.” “I’m glad you didn’t die.” wow... same

oh he’s for real gonna miss his flight. damn.

OH HE SAW A PICTURE OF HER FIANCE(ex fiance? david? idk?)

nora... you’re somethin... for sure...

THEY KISSED YIKES. O DAMN. DAMN.

ok sex in the bathroom stall is a great idea! HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA fuck i’ve seen gifs of this scene but aww actually it’s cute.

ah her room is a mess because her fiance tore it up also brennan is cute and i’m overemotional. he’s also very drunk which i can relate to.

WHY ARE YOU SINGING. STOP I’M NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED. WHO ARE YOU. STOP IT. he tucked her in and i’m weak.

AT WE SAW A GLIMPSE OF CHEST HAIR FOR A SECOND!!!!! suddenly i am alive.

when people say colin is benjamin button they really mean it like... damn he looks so young when he’s clean shaven... who are u. his face!!!!!! who!!!! thank u to mr and mrs o’donoghue for blessing us with this gift!

this film makes me want to smoke 200 cigarettes and cry.

NORA STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTIONS

“do you want to... um... share some mozzarella sticks with me?” yes.

LOOK AT HIS FACE! you can really see his cheek scar in this light.

He found a piano for her i love him HFeuhgufhiwefe i don’t know how to take the accent it isn’t great but it’s better than carrie pilby

ok so she’s playing the piano and that’s fine but brennan looks absolutely ENAMOURED. mate you’re getting in so deep there’s still just under an hour of this movie left and i’m EMOTIONAL at brennan’s face and how they cut to soft kisses yes thank you i love that for me i love this

OK THEY’RE GONNA HAVE SEX ON THE PIANO FUCK ALRIGHT.

grammarly is going mad at me because i’m not capitalising anything or spelling anything right.

OK THAT IS STRAIGHT UP PIANO SEX ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OK ALRIGHT OK OK ALRIGHT OK OK ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OK NICE OK LOVE THAT OK I LOVE THAT FOR US OK NICE OK OK GREAT OK also he’s crying which is nice but also they’re straight up having sex on the piano and i love that for us nice thank you whoever wrote this for that kind of content

ok but now nora seems not interested anymore and i’m sad because brennan is like heart eyes emoji why is she flirting with other people i mean– NO HE’S AT THE TABLE ON HIS OWN LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO CUTE NO BRENNAN I LOVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

“if we had a kid, what would we name it?” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

i’ve got to the point where i cannot fully comprehend this movie... nora, you are looking for outs mate... stop stringing our guy brennan along. also brennan mate stop trying to pour all your feelings into another person. life aint work that way.

damn... nora are you ok???? SHE WOULDN’T HOLD HIS HAND... NORA... U OK?????? ok but nora what u doing... are u ok sis? are you???

i don’t even have anything else to say other than brennan is hot and nora is flirting with other guys and eeeeeee yikes.

did she... in the bathroom... with that other dude???? yikes. oh she denying it.

“THAT I LOVE YOU” shit okay brennan okay calm down.

O WAIT HIS WHOLE SPEECH THERE WHAT THE FUCK... at this point i am convinced that these two are not really meant to be together... and that’s probably the whole point of the movie.

ok but... he went back tho... also, the cuddling is cute. i’m here for that.

is he really gonna do that... okay brennan... ok. you do that. you make that choice.

ok but nora you need to find yourself sweetheart and not in someone else, same goes for brennan. you don’t need anyone else to complete you.

OK SO Y’ALL BOTH GONNA ACT LIKE LAST NIGHT DIDN’T HAPPEN? SURE! THAT’S HEALTHY!

“did you just ask me to move in?” “yeah” colin’s cute whistle thank you The Dust Storm film. AAAA LOOK AT HIM PRETENDING TO PLAY THE UKELELE FUCK BRENNAN IS CUTE!!!!!

Brennan said ‘Emily’ and i’m dead. More Wine Please!

okay but does she have a drinking problem because at this point most of their whole thing seems to be based around drinking together. i also need a wee but i cannot go because Brennan is here being cute and asleep. colin’s abundance of bodyhair is so sos os ossosososososososososooososo lovely thank you to whatever genetic disposition blessed him with the gene that made him super hairy and you can quote me on that

oh nora honey

also brennan looking real hot here, looking real nice. i zoned out of what he said because he’s so 100% beautiful.

his accent is... not great. but i still love him.

“STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY, BRENNAN!” love that for me. love this.

damn they really are both leaning on alcohol as a crutch to their relationship. can’t relate *sips wine*

ahh hhhhh hh he’s so CUTE AAAAaAAAAAA aAAAAAAAAA filming them kiss hello thanks for that content i love that for me.

do people really use their phone at the urinal???? is that like... a thing??????

“in your next life who you coming back as?” “your boyfriend” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa AAAAAAAAAAA ah

ok i need to wee PAUSE!

UNPAUSE!

brennan is cute aaaa the filmed footage from the phone is so cute aaaaaaa fuck i’m emotional OH SHIT HER EX IS HERE... and she’s making brennan leave... damn... ok. oh and there’s his colleague and the escort from earlier on... ok... damn. “i don’t think i’ll be doing that steve.” BRENNAN!!!!!!! OH NO.

i wanna cry because i know brennan is gonna get his heart broken over this yikes i’m so sorry. OH HE’S GETTING INTO A FIGHT! ok

the pool screaming scene is a direct rip of perfect blue but it’s ok bc i love that film too. colin’s chest is too good to not be on show for 90% of his roles i’m sorry i don’t make the rules.

this whole kid talk i’m sad. i don’t even want kids but like... brennan would try his best to be a good dad and i know this.

why she putting out cigarettes on herself... that’s not good. i’ve done that... it’s not nice. nora and brennan, we need to get you both into a good therapist and get you talking about your problems and addressing them and coming to terms with them.

damn, brennan singing is great thank you for sharing this with the world. also nora is going to cry and me too bitch me too.

MORE WINE.

i don’t even know how this movie ends but i know that i’m already sad with the anticipation. OH LOOK AT HIM PLAYING SONGS I N PLAID AND A BEANIE!

oh... oh s he left in the night... nora... nora why... ok yeah we saw this coming it’s ok brennan we can work through it we got this. also that song at the end thank you colin for singing thank you cheers thanks thanks a million.

ok so i finished it and... brennan deserved better.

i’m sorry to anyone that actually read through this whole thing. thanks though!

we need to protect brennan at all costs.

#the dust storm #shards liveblogs #i have worked my way through my wine #i am sorry to anyone that reads this #it's... a lot #arguably too much

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