#and because nothing cures a broken heart in a ttrpg like some good quality comedic drama all of us were like oh you WOULD would you?? :333

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sometimes a pathfinder session can be an hour of grief while burying a beloved npc you failed to save in battle, followed by an hour of bullying your dad for his affair with an elven king 2000 years ago

#this is also a pathfinder rant blog now apparently #i'll keep tagging as not cr if you wanna blacklist but GOD #for anyone keeping up with my ttrpg endeavours yes this is the half elf who recently found out the more accurate term was demigod #my dad is no longer confined to the god realms as of 25 years ago #and instead of attempting to be any kind of father decided to form an archaeology organisation #to figure out what the fuck happened to all his old friends - an organisation we ran into as adventurers and i found out the dad thing #but anyway we were all absolutely broken after losing indus and everything that entailed #when bc of other story stuff it was brought up that the current elven queen has no legitimate claim to the throne #because the king she's claiming to be the descendent of was gay and had no kids #and my dad was like trust me i would know better than anyone #and because nothing cures a broken heart in a ttrpg like some good quality comedic drama all of us were like oh you WOULD would you?? :333 #anyway he got very embarrassed i technically have a more legitimate claim to the throne than the queen and im having the time of my life #not cr #personal #pathfinder