#and as a fUCKING PANICKED PANSEXUAL I RELATE SO HARD BC MY CRUSH

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The current song that describes my crush scenario is Lady Gaga’s Poker Face.

#Frenchie rambles #the crush saga #because check this: #A 21/22 year old lady gaga is describing her attraction to a woman #and what does she do? blend the vocals #space cowboy is the guy voice on the track the ‘mum mum mah’ and most importantly: #he says ‘she’s gotta love nobody’ #which for those Gaga stans on her official website like…damn 15/14 years ago #that was the ‘original lyric’ #Gaga however says ‘she’s got me like nobody’ #especially because she used it to talk about her bisexuality #and as a fUCKING PANICKED PANSEXUAL I RELATE SO HARD BC MY CRUSH #has got me like nobody #like my ex didn’t have me in this chokehold like this #that I promise you #she wasn’t shit compared to this girl #this girl…she’s got me #but like… #I ain’t trynna be pushy or be clingy #but oh my god #DAS IT IM DONE