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Moments that made you question your relationship Haikyuu edition

This sadly wasn’t requested bc well MY ASK BOX WAS THANOS-ED OUT OF EXISTENCE, so this is something I came up with until some requests have piled up. Thank you again for 3K you cannot imagine how much you guys motivate me and keep me going in this awful time. You can always dm me so we can be friends *like legit I love meeting new ppl on the internet so yeah* and don’t ever hesitate to send in your asks. Love ya.💖💖💖

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warnings: crack, I ain’t kidding you this post is just on steroids

Kuroo Tetsuro

One time you were being both childish and having an argument over which sci-fi movie was more likely to happen in real life when this man just snapped at some point and gave you a whole scientific explanation to why you were wrong. He ended up giving you a biology lesson because he also explained how the virus would work. You deadass were staring at him in disbelief half the time, questioning your life choices.��

Kenma Kozume

He thought you had been sleeping on his bed while he was playing so he got into bed and cuddled you only to realize, one hour into the cuddle session, that you weren’t even home yet and that he had been cuddling a lump of clothing. He promised himself to never tell you about this but he forgot to turn his camera off and you found out while you were editing his video. You had to conduct a full blown interrogation in order to get him to confess to what actually went down.

Yaku Morisuke

You two went to the mall one day because he wanted to buy a new jacket for practice so you went to the sports department. An employee came to help you and you realised that he had been showing kids clothing when Yaku exited the dressing room dawning a 10-12 year old sports jacket which he thought was very stylish and made his eyes pop. When you explained to the employee that Yaku was almost an adult he deadass looked at you for a whole ass minute before apologizing to Yaku and moving on. Yaku joked that they would think that you were some type of creep as you proceeded to use violence to shut him up.

Atsumu Miya

He got drunk during a party after one of their major victories and you went to get him so he wouldn’t like, jump out of some window and break his neck. You, however, got there just in time to see your boyfriend butt ass naked on the second story balcony of the house the party was held in, screaming at the top of his lungs that he dedicates this leap of faith to his girlfriend before proceeding to jump into the pool that was under him. The video was uploaded onto youtube with a shot of you, face palming yourself the moment his feet left the ledge.

Osamu Miya

Happened at the same party, he was also drunk af but he wasn’t doing anything dangerous, he was just laughing at his twins’ antics when you came and just looped your arm through his, leaning on his shoulder since everything was kinda turning. He ripped his arm away from you saying that, and I quote “Get your hoe hands off of me, I have a girlfriend.” He then proceeded to flick his wrist and walk away and into a glass door. You didn’t know if you should be touched or offended.

Suna Rintarou

You had trusted him with babysitting your fish tank while you were on vacation with your family. He realized that he forgot to feed your fish only when one of them started floating and he kinda lost his shit. So he overfed them which resulted in them not being able to move when you got home. You asked him where Nemo was and with a serious expression he said that Nemo escaped through your toilet drain.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

For a long ass time he didn’t understand sarcasm so whenever you would say something cheeky he would just answer with a dead panned expression or a very very serious answer. So one time you were arguing with Tendou when you said “Bite me” so this little shit answered with a very smug look on his face “I haven’t gotten my rabies shot yet.” The next day Ushi told you that he had arranged an appointment for a rabies shot at the local hospital.

Semi Eita

You were getting a pad so you could change when Semi manhandled you to take the candy you were holding. When you told him that it was a pad he didn’t believe you and he had to wrestle you to take it. Seeing that it was actually a pad he looked you dead in the eyes with a very disappointed look on his face and just threw it away without a second thought.

Tendou Satori

You had gone out to dinner with your parents and your dad was telling yall a story when the fateful phrase of “So I was standing there.” and from across the table a very low “Barbeque sauce on my titties” was heard. Everyone looked at your brother before your mom scolded the poor kid for something he didn’t say. You and Tendou were just staring at each other, a silent plea for forgiveness and mercy leaving your boyfriends’ lips as you glared at him.

Oikawa Tooru

You had been quarantined together and everything was going fine, surprisingly, until you ran into Tooru in the dead of night eating a ketchup sandwich on the kitchen floor while watching ASMR videos on youtube. When you asked him what he is doing he answered that he got hungry and since yall didn’t have anything tasty to eat he is watching these videos imagining that he is the one eating that fried chicken wing.

Iwaizumi Hajime

You thought he was awake because my mans was keeping a full fleshed conversation going until you said something bad about yourself and he lost it. His eyebrows furrowed and he turned to you with a very serious expression on his face before saying “I’ll beat your fuck!” followed by a “Sugar gay” as he turned his back to you and started snoring.

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