#and all they do is corny petty shit mostly 😭

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descendants wouldve been so good if disney didnt write it

#for starters it would really help if this doesnt center around ben/mal true love bullshit #but then again dead dove dont eat. i knew what i was watching. whatever #disneys super amazing superpower to make any storyline so antiseptically bland and write the boringest main m/f romance in the world.... #actually watching this is a really good study of like. corporate children media #like the concept of what is bad and what is good pg13 style #like they know being bad is cool for kids and therefore sells #so they make all these villain kids dance around and skip school and not do tests #its actually really funny #to see all the vk going like oooh im badddd im rotten to the coreeee im eviiiilllllll #and all they do is corny petty shit mostly 😭