#and NO pate. she refuses to even consider pate unless I water it down a lot and even then she'll only eat a little and won't eat it more

[peachydinosaur]

cat likes to lick the flavoring off chips sometimes but never the ones i expect. i always let her sniff what I'm eating because she's curious and i love her like that. but I'm like 'hey want some cheese dust?' and she's like 'this is fucking revolting, I'm offended you would even allow me to Smell This' but then I'll be like 'nooo this is spicy it is not good for the kitty and she's like 'i want!!! why do you bar it from me!!!!!! i will gladly take the spicy!!' and it's like. a struggle not to let this poor child ingest food that's gonna make her unconfy but the weirdest thing is i was like 'haha salt and vinegar chips, my favorite, she will be so utterly revolted by this smell she wouldn't dare consider a taste' and she just goes even more wild for them than spicy chips!!!! 'mother please i soon dog my claws into your soft hands to lick this chip and make faces like i hate it and then go back for more please mother i bet of you life is incomplete without salt and vinegar chips' and like babe???? baby girl kaia???? what the fuck vinegar cannot be good for your chubby tiny feline body? my beloved??? but every time i eat them she gets huffy and upset of i don't let her lick at least one chip

#my cat just likes weird food #she's picky as FUCK when it comes to kibble and wet food #like she'll only eat certain flavors of kibble and the ONLY wet food she'll eat is cream based pate treats #she won't eat gravy #won't eat shreds #won't eat the noice veggie purees/soups #absolutely NOTHING with chunks of any kind #and NO pate. she refuses to even consider pate unless I water it down a lot and even then she'll only eat a little and won't eat it more #than a few times in a row and then i gotta wait a week before she'll eat that same pate #but she out here tryna swipe my hot Cheetos and sit and vinegar chips???? #tf dude #i love Kaia so much #anyways #i said things