#and I’m so jealous everytime I walk past because it’s all wooden and retro and huge and there’s roaring fireplaces everywhere

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OKAYYYYY SO, y’all remember a few days back I was complaining about that large film crew coming to our town and filming for three months and you literally couldn’t step outside without feeling like Brendan Fraser on the set of Looney Tunes: Back In Action!

Well, today I was doing my usual bit at my job (kinda a stand up comedian on a microphone to a hundred people on a steam train every day? Eh. Idk it’s a niche role) and there’s these interesting passengers on board just totally engaging with me and making the day all the more fun

WELLLLL I got to talking to one of the guys and he’s like, “Yeah, we’re the crew of the film set. Just coming out to feel the vibes of the area through the train.”

And I was like oh fuck I just shamed these guys online a few days ago lmao gotta backtrack now and be nice since they’re audience members/passengers

Well well well, I actually have a blast with them all day, got a standing ovation all that jazz, and at the end they all hugged me and said my vibe was awesome and asked if I’d be keen to come work on set for a few weeks

Naturally my bard senses tingled and I decided that sounded awesome so I was like “HELL YEAH!” so I gave them my number and I guess I work for a tv show now too

#go figure #oh the woes of being painfully charismatic #what can I say #I hope some big stars come out of this show and I can be like ‘yeah chilled with them back in day’ #like how people talk about the lotr cast nowadays #they’re all staying in this private hotel #and the bar downstairs was specifically refurbished for this show #and it looks fucking AWESOME #and I’m so jealous everytime I walk past because it’s all wooden and retro and huge and there’s roaring fireplaces everywhere #and I’m always seething like ‘that looks so fucking fun I wish that was me’ #in fact the whole thing of them asking me to come work for them started because I was saying how much I wanted to drink at their private bar #✨alcoholism works kids✨ #the more you know 🌈