#and I don’t give a fuck if he’s old

[seagull-scribbles]

♠️♣️ Play your card ♥️♦️

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hh husk #husk #was origionally going to base it of the king of hearts card but #then I was like a joker is more fitting #and then I was like nah he’s not a joker he’s a looser #my poor pathetic meow meow #I am grabbing him by the scruff of his neck and DRAGGING him #I have embedded so many headcanons in this like one of my friends said I could sell it at my stall in the summer #but it is so personalised to me I don’t think anyone would want it #right down to the different whiskers #and I said it on Instagram and I will say it again but chunky husk is peak male performance #this guy only drinks alcohol and only eats the shortest of foods #and you know he doesn’t exercise who are you kidding #it was oh so gracious of me to not give him a hunch back because we all know his old bones and fucked ahahaha #anyway enjoy #if this gets enough attention I’ll make a matching angle dust one but idk I’m happy with just leaving it as this guy

[simcardiac-arrested]

unleashes the horrors upon you (the horrors are my gay little ocs)

#hello gays come get yalls food #myart #yes the design notes are all useless. except for like ris’ one maybe #his design is very square bc he is. er. evil #anyway i really like how they all turned out :) my little guys #didn’t even struggle with the colors for that long (lie) #ok maybe some actual design notes or something similar #wt and ris both have lighter hair streaks and wrinkes bc they are. old👍 #and also ris and soar have the same hair and eye color. if u care #cd still has their fucked up eye of course <3 i like what i did with the hair too #bro cuts it themself it’s soo choppy and messy. but it’s ok it adds to the gamer charm #fta has heart shaped hair because. i want hearts to be part of his design tbh #like the gardener has a heart too. so #it’s bc he likes cute things btw. but he won’t admit it so don’t ask him #son giving you the tbh stare…. i feel like they are the type of autistic to make uncomfortable amounts of eye contact #they just dont know when to stop or look away #also their hair is matching with wt’s yayy!!! found family win i think #i mean with son it’s more like forced family but yknow #oc: weaving tales #oc: recognition in spirit #oc: cognitive dissonance #oc: spins on axis rapidly #oc: fates torn again #oc: speaks of nothing

[pebblezone]

Girldad coded

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #a #alucard hellsing #he’s babygirl af :> #day 1 trying not to think about fucking that old man. relapsed. relapsed. relapsed. relapsed. #I just know if I’d found hellsing in middle school he would’ve served as Amazing comphet material #I don’t think I can say the same about me Sebastian black butler he’s not fucked up enough give that man more diseases #actually no yeah he wouldn’t have been I think most of my comphet ended up being silly little butch God I wish that were me #and he’s just a lil bit too much pretty boy I would not have had the mental capacity to process that #me doing everything in my power not to draw two eyes:

[strangestcase]

Literally why are all Irene Adler posts on tumblr some shit like “Irene Norton could never heterosexually fuck Sherlock Holmes… because she’s heterosexually married to Mr. Norton before the eyes of God and the Church! hashtag love wins! what a lucky man! Now watch me project an entire personality onto this male character that shows up for a single scene! Never ever forget she takes his name after marriage like the good devoted wife she is! Respect!” Like helloooooo. Can anybody hear me.

#irene adler #sherlock holmes #acd canon #how can yall say that shit… I KNOW that she gets heterosexually married I KNOW THAT. I just wish she fucking didn’t because it’s boring!!! #appropriate for the time but boring as hell!!! I don’t give a fuck about what some old man says about the women he’s made up for a story #can you lot just put on your fucking thinking hats for a second and realize that you’re doing exactly what Those Evil Heterosexual Adapts d #which is DEFINING IRENE THROUGH THE MAN SHES CURRENTLY FUCKING? #only the X-men comics get a pass because they’re like . no actually that wasn’t a man she was marrying it was a lesbian in disguise RESPECT

[kaidabakugou]

the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺

#kai.rambles #i was feeling sad bc my grandma is in the hospital and when i went to visit her they wouldn’t let me pass bc my license is expired #which okay ik that’s my fault but i took my passport with me just in case and the guy straight up told me that it wasn’t a valid form of id #and im like yeah tf it is ITS A PASSPORT and he said no #and while i was waiting for my mom to come down to the lobby an old lady came in and he turned her away for the same thing #and dudeee okay you turn me away fine fuck off but an old ladyyy??? at that age they don’t pay attention to that just let her pass #and then he argued with another woman bc she brought a flower arrangement and it had water so he couldn’t allow it HELLOOO??!? #so i had to leave and went to go get breakfast for my mom at least bc she stayed the night and i was supposed to stay the day #and when i came back to give her the food she told me that the nurse that was with my grandma asked what happened bc she wasn’t expecting #my mom to return and when my mom told her she immediately got so angry bc that same guy #didn’t allow her and a couple other nurses to bring in a cake for one of the residents #who’s birthday is today and they had a full on argument this morning #so it was all in all awful and now my mom has been there for more than 20 hours until later tonight when my aunt goes over :( #anyway this turned into a whole rant im sorry but im so mad bc i know for a FACT that a passport is a valid form of id #and he was just being a fkn dick #but the girl called me pretty and it took some stress off and she really liked my blush #and i liked hers so we had a little makeup 101 exchange and it was so nice at least 🥺 #and i have a couple cute asks to answer that have made my day as well so i’ll get to those in a few 🥰

[isdalinarhot]

Don’t tell anyone and especially don’t tell Sanderson. But I do in fact want to have sex with Dalinar. I hope you can keep this secret in your hearts

#luke.txt #drunkposting #I have many stress dreams about Sanderson finding my blog #however. I think he’d just go You People…….. and move on with his life #I don’t have the time or the energy to explain to this 48 year old Mormon man exactly Why Dalinar Big Huge Large is sexy #he probably would be baffled and confused by my numerous posts like I Am Giving His Belly Hickies Mark My Words #but yeah he should never fucking see my blog. I would Die

[heybaetae]

those translated posts you see from random dudes in the military who claim they know a tannie and are blabbing their mouths on the internet about them, no matter how polite they say they are, i’m just like okay well everyone in there is a damn snake huh

#a few weeks ago when namjoon reposted someone’s story bc they took a group pic and that dude gained a bunch of followers…. #oh that guy knew what he was doing #i’m sorry i just don’t trust a single fucking person they’re in there with lmaooo #remember when dudes were GIVING INTERVIEWS days before they were about to enlist with jin oh my god it made me so sick #these ‘friendships’ are barely three months old how tf do we know anyone’s intentions

[no1ryomafan]

With more older anime I watch that’s specifically about androids the more I noticed all the influence mega man pulled from it despite it not being a anime nor the robot timeline ever getting a proper anime but I think what gets me more then “the basis of mega man is like astro boy, casshern and POSSIBLY kikaider all in a blender with mega man x making the second two inspos more apparent” is realizing how many villain characters inspired proto man.

You have the obvious one, char from Gundam, you have rock holmes from Astro boy who’s not a confirmed one but seems to track given classic takes a lot of Astro boy influence and then you have Saburo from Android kikaider, the most likely inspo for proto in EVERY category- and then you remember how while these characters are evil for a complex reason, proto man really shines to be different as he changed his ways. He’s still a rival to his “brother” in a sense but bass takes more of the role of the evil mega man, while proto just watches from afar and comes in to help when he thinks he’s needed.

I’m going to rotate this red robot fuck for awhile again FUCK

#meg text #I don’t feel like tagging anything involved properly since most fans won’t know wtf im saying #im 90% sure I’m one of the only mm fan educate on old things even if there’s mecha heads who know it #even if I still need to watch more of its actual inspirations #this rants more disjointed because I lost where the fuck I was going but tldr proto man got me again #I hate to admit he’s my favorite classic character bc it’s a basic bitch answer but he really is #Mfs go “I don’t like classic/x that much” then immediately obsess over the red robots in it #bc zero isn’t safe from this EITHER since he’s also confirmed to be based off of char #and his entire character is about defying his intended to be evil past which he ultimately does in the end #but proto took from so many evil rival characters that it’s always fascinating to me how he shifts #even if Archie was the only time this arc got somewhat fleshed out it’s still compelling to think about #not to despite his brother being stronger he’s more advanced because he arguably is the first robot with free will #arguably he was more of a basis for X then rock #just light made sure X would turn out fine because proto ran away #probably why he didn’t give rock the same free will even if it would’ve made sense for his characterization #*rotating robots* GOD

[teartra]

Hot take Viren is a fucking coward and deserved all the emotional torture he had throughout season 5

#did he just fucking die alone without giving anyone any note? like i’m going to die and it was my choice don’t be evil ✌️ #‘i have led my daughter to my path’ THEN DO SOMETHING OLD MAN #‘i will never sacrifice my children’ the try to stop it because they’re going to kill each other #tdp viren #the dragon prince #the dragon prince spoilers #tdp #tdp spoilers #anti viren

[shuckstruck]

i would rly rly rly Really like to find my wrist/thumb brace tomorrow

#rumbles #i’ve been in fucking. agony #work video games texting scrolling drawing dms chatting #everything. my whole hand is fucked #i don’t know where i put the damn thing. it hurts so bad #also talked to my mom about when we should put Siri down #how we both know he won’t go on his own #how neither of us think he’ll decide on his own #like my good old jackson #i’d give anything not to choose when that is #anyways. don’t talk to me about that part yet. sorry for the tag rant #this is bad for my hand too but i can’t help myself

[sickgraymeat]

Man it must really suck when you become a normal old fashioned human agin and now you don’t have any excuse for all those hundreds of years spent serial raping multiple women including your goddamn common law daughter in law as your favorite 🙄🙄🥱🥱🥱

#rape mention / #sorry a lot of this is very cool and interesting I loved episode 1 but GOD I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIM #I don’t give a fuck about a depressed old man I don’t give a fuck #he has done nothing to earn my sympathy and I’m so pissed that he is now liek The Main Part ig of my favorite show #and also like The Main Part of the whole entire fucking world #vomiting noises #will never understand how he’s supposed to be so interesting when he is just like so many fucking people in the real goddamn world #interesting or especially pitiable

[compacflt]

cymav thoughts?

i Have given it a lot of thought over the last six months bc multiple people have asked and I really don’t have any cymav thoughts unfortunately

from where i sit they have no chemistry and they’re each in their 50s when they canonically meet so there’s no real incentive to get together

cyclone is like ice (annoying version) on steroids. the scene that for me defines the cymav relationship is the scene after ice’s funeral when cyclone a.) kicks mav out of the fucking navy and ends his career after mav just got kicked in the teeth by ice’s death (not endearing or attractive) and b.) scraps Maverick’s mission parameters and recreates them in a way that is technically safer but definitely more likely to get all of the aviators killed, maybe just to cover his own ass—he and maverick think so differently about tactics and strategy that they are diametrically opposed in a way i think is fundamentally incompatible. I don’t think they would ever be friends let alone sexually or romantically involved

Lest we forget cyclone is mav’s superior & commanding officer when they meet so that’s a weird place to start as well—they are never equals in institutional power even meeting. I feel like part of why icemav works so well is because they were both snotty overconfident greenhorned lieutenants when they met/went through unspeakable levels of trauma together. Whereas with cyclone it’s not like “when we met we were both lieutenants who saved each others lives in active combat while fighting side by side for the same mission❤️” it’s “when we met he was an admiral three ranks my senior and he contemptuously ended my whole 35-year career and LITERALLY commanded me to my death from his position of relative safety and if i had died it ostensibly wouldn’t have affected him at all…❤️?”

Cyclone is like ice: he is successful in the navy because he refuses to have any daring or break the rules at all, and only digs up a hint of respect for maverick after he is repeatedly proven wrong (annoying, runs counter to mav’s whole ethos)

if they Were ever to be involved, it would have to be kind of an icemav post-original-tg-mission thing where they learn how to respect each other over a long time, because clearly there’s a lot of deep-seated disrespect for each other especially from cyclones view towards maverick. He straight up does not think mav is a worthwhile asset to the navy, a good tactician, OR capable of basically anything that is asked of him. he openly tells mav the only reason he’s still in the navy is admiral Kazansky, outwardly and rudely dismissing any prior skill or valor maverick has exhibited and earned. For Mav, someone whose ego is his most prized possession, that might be too deep an injury to bear, even if he proved cyclone wrong in the end. And after he retires, there’s nothing keeping him & cyclone in the same place to become friends, and by TGM neither seems to me like the kind of guy to ask former nemeses out to drinks if they don’t have to, so i don’t think they would

those are my wet blanket thoughts. I personally don’t see it sorry

#this is like the fifth ask I’ve gotten about cymav so addressing it lol <3 #I know. I know I know #but they’re just too fundamentally different people #and i would say the same about mav and ice if TGM didn’t show how deeply and truly they end up respecting and liking each other #so i think mav and cyclone are an older version of TG’s mav & ice #but my argument is: too old to start anything new with men they canonically don’t give a fuck about #pete maverick mitchell #beau cyclone simpson #top gun #top gun maverick #🌹cyclone my one true love🌹 #cyclone is sooo baby though #he will always be my no. 1 blorbo #for the same reason i don’t see him & mav working out i think mav’s relationship with ice is destined to be difficult #as i have written about elsewhere on this blog—Maverick’s disposition/lifestyle is not compatible with most rational people! #which is why he’s single in tgm! #he has mellowed—but cyclone simply isn’t that fun—not as fun as penny for instance #also for the same reason i don’t see cymav working out—I don’t think ice & mav would’ve worked out if they started a real rlnship post TG #it takes a long time to build up respect & trust #which to be fair is why i wrote it that way. okay we’re back to this pkay #just my opinion #!

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

Actuallly, one last personal life story this week kinda just to air it out? One of my coworkers who like graduates high school within the next month was serving with me on friday and he just out of nowhere looked me dead in the eyes with a like smile on his face but a kinda lost… helpless look in his eyes and said in a kinda scared desperate voice: “I think I might be depressed”

And like we aren’t really close? I’m his manager and he’s a team leader and he does talk to me a lot but just like over silly things like star wars and he asks me to watch movies and listen to music he likes sometimes, so my first thought was it’s a joke right?

But he’s not the kinda person to joke about that? And we were…. Kinda busy…? So i sort of just started asking him if school was almost over, cause he’s in a bunch of ap courses and had a lot of tests that week so i knew that was probably part of it

But then, i didn’t really… talk to him about it? And I didn’t close for once and forgot to circle back?

So all weekend I’ve been worried about him cause he’s literally just this… kid who is super smart and leaving us for a great college in the fall but is starting to get depressed and he clearly trusts me??? Which is horrifying, like of all the people he chose me to confide in???

So my plan is to get him something. Like physical that he can hold that will remind him that people care about him and are rooting for him and like i know that’s not going to cure depression but like maybe it’ll make him feel a little better

#i wanna buy him a crystal that is specific to what i think his situation is #but he is NOT a crystal boy #but it’s the thought that counts right…? #it just needs to be physical and he can hold it a lot #a compass??? #like dumb follow your heart type shit??? #HOW DO I CIRCLE BACK TO HIM ON THIS #I’m gonna have to actually start watching his movie recs cause i honestly NEVER DO #but i jUST FORGET OKAY #I DIDNT KNOW THAT HE TRUSTED ME LIKE THAT? #I THOUGHT HE JUST LIKED ATTENTION (and I mean this in a really positive genuine manner) AND I GAVE HIM ATTENTION #i kinda hate that my love language is goft giving #like if I had MORE TIME IT WOULD BE BETTER BUT THIS IS KINDA URGENT BECAUSE I LOWKEY LEFT HIM HANGING ON FRIDAY??? #i feel so so so bad #And we don’t text because he’s a CHILD #so i couldn’t just text him??? #I’m fucking 23 #reaching out to an 18 year old? #i know it’s to check up on him but i feel like it’s kinda weird and awkward still #i’m just rambling at this point #if you made it this far sorry 🙇‍♀️ #but also if you have any advice on what to get him!!! #i’m all ears

[cloudshapedpatch]

my boss found out i have a crush on my assistant manager, and instead of telling me it was inappropriate or i should go for someone my own age, just told me that was how he met his wife and i should go for it 😭 bro what

#i love my boss so much he’s my work dad #but bro!!! don’t feed my delusions!!! #idk my agm told me he would give me his old pc so i could play games with him so likeeeee you tryna fuck or? #cori rambles #lovely mumblings

[designernishiki]

friend and I have been talking about the concept of an alternate timeline where they didn’t kill off mine and instead, while laying low and trying to unlearn being Evil basically, as both penance for his actions and as a tojo-mandated involuntary vacation, he’s sent to okinawa (with some sort of supervision, of course) to work for morning glory. ie; mr. orphan hater has to help babysit orphans to pay for his orphan-related crimes and hopefully learn something in the process. shenanigans ensue.

#this concept is hilarious and deserves a whole comic dedicated to it #I have so many ideas #like first of all mine wouldn’t even understand the concept of a vacation #daigo would tell him to chill out and relax and he’d just stand there like. uh. I’ve never done that before. how do I. relax #second: those kids would test him nonstop and it would be So funny to watch #because I think they’d weasel him into doing stuff with them that he doesn’t understand at all. like. he can not for the life of him #understand the point of hide and seek and if he’s made to be one of the ones hiding he takes it way too seriously and by nightfall when sm #someone finally has to give up and call him he’s like. on a different fucking island #that sort of thing #walking in on him with the most deadpan expression possible while two of the girls are doing his makeup and have a lil crown on his head #you get it #and then also obviously he’d have no idea how to do so many basic household things cause hes not used to life outside the city and #life without an excess of cash- like he’d be baffled by the fact that the house doesn’t have air conditioning #I think he’d learn to cook pretty quickly and really well (though he’d be very critical of his own work and take it really seriously) #but at first? god no. I don’t think he’s ever had to cook for himself in his life. he’s gotten takeout or eaten at restaraunts like. his #whole life. no doubt. and no doubt has just hired housecleaners and stuff to do most cleaning beyond the basics #‘uncle mine you’re not TOO old- do you like any video games?’ ‘the… stock market is sort of like a game…’ #oh man #it’s such a good concept #such an exercise in self control #mine #yoshitaka mine #yakuza #rgg #rambling

[no1ryomafan]

The urge to not be the most annoying person ever when Gurren Lagann is mentioned by anyone randomly and I get the urge to scream “DID YOU KNOW GETTER ROBO IS A INFLUENCE ON IT” because every instance it’s always unprompted, probably not getting the person interested and it’s not like I even watched Gurren to make justifiable comparisons nor do I know when the fuck I will.

#meg text #getter robo #I will say aside from me this by itself is yet another annoying misconception getter has but worsely applied to GL #the creator was ishikawas editor so he did took the most influence out of respect but it’s ALSO just inspired by a lot of mecha #it’s a mecha love letter but somehow only made people who were curious about wtf inspired it mecha fans #where as most other people call it peak and never watch any other mecha which is why it off puts me #I’m not someone who hates it just for that bc I don’t do it with Eva since that whole thing DUMB even if I get the damage it’s done #but it is annoying to see something so hugely popular and no one gives its creative influences that are just as good a look #but also this goes back to my continued mountain of salt of “man no one talks about how significant getter is to old anime culture” #I will probably try to watch it one day but fuck knows when and please don’t enforce it on me #I have so much shit I need to watch or feel pressured to watch #(also another thing that off puts me even if it’s not related to the show itself is uh- when I first tried to watch it I was sick💀) #on my birthday too #that said if I did watch it I’d probably have a easier time talking to anime fans irl but I can’t make anything easy on myself #rejecting popular things besides a select few until I die (die as in when I finally care to try it)