#and Dazai's ability is 'NO LONGER MUPPET' and he can poke people and turn them into full humans

[sensitiveheartless]

...K this is going to sound completely out of the blue, but this has been haunting me today —

#I have found a few things while googling but my results are inconclusive! <-(this might be because i am operating with very few braincells) #Has he ever consumed a fly on screen in any show or movie? Like #fully??? #sidenote but this burning question has led me to the discovery that there is an entire wiki section titled 'MUPPETS EATING OTHER MUPPETS' #...anyway do not be concerned my brain is just in a weird headspace because I haven't properly left my room since thursday morning lol #and obviously i'm going to stay isolated until i'm better! #in the meantime I will have muppet thoughts apparently #hmmm muppet au #...oh god. has anyone done a 'bsd where everything is the same but Dazai is a muppet'? #because that would be glorious #or wait #going by muppet movie logic I guess it would have to be one human with an entire cast of muppets so — #who would the human be??? #oh no oh NO hold on wait— #what if all ability users are muppets #and Dazai's ability is 'NO LONGER MUPPET' and he can poke people and turn them into full humans #HELP #senhart rambles #polls #i do not know what else to tag this with so i simply shall not