#although I do then wonder how billy would be tied in as Sloane

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hear me out: Sloane Billy, Cameron Steve, and Ferris Dustin. Everyone knows Sloane and Cameron should have ended up together anyway, and Dustin dragging Steve into shit he doesn’t wanna be involved in is literally canon. Obviously some structural changes are required, but I think it has legs.

Just picture Steve sitting in his car saying 'He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me till I come over, he'll make me feel guilty, this is ridiculous okay I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go with, I'll go.' Because Dustin has a plan.

I literally hadn’t considered Dustin at all but now that you mention it…I am COMPELLED

Steve pissed as hell because Dustin is forcing him to play babysitter/chauffeur when he’s supposed to be off sick

#although I do then wonder how billy would be tied in as Sloane #because yes #absolutely agree that Sloane and Cameron had something there #but like #Dustin breaking Billy out of school? 🤔 #maybe if he’s trying to play matchmaker??? #harringrove #Ferris Bueller AU