#alternatively... we're led to assume that the holiest water is in heaven. im not saying the bastard laced it but 👀

[thesherrinfordfacility]

want a crack theory? i'll give you a crack theory. right what if metatron knew about the body swap, and that's why he offered coffee to aziraphale, something we've never seen him drink. of course there's the implications of the 'give me coffee or give me death', but he was offering the coffee to weedle out whether or not aziraphale was in fact aziraphale, or if he was crowley

#aziraphale obviously responds with some... hesitancy around the coffee and metatron's like ahhh definitely him #alternatively... we're led to assume that the holiest water is in heaven. im not saying the bastard laced it but 👀 #anyway #good omens #still perplexed (beyond the possible omelas reference) how and why the metatron would order such a convoluted drink