#also: look at who she befriends

[firestorm09890]

Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats

#stardew valley #penny sdv #I didn't mention the SECOND opportunity to lose 1500 friendship with her #because I think if you go out of your way to date her and then tell her that you don't like her that way then you deserve it #but yeah she's super volatile #i was upset for a little bit after reading that one post saying the ‘right’ answer in the 2 heart event is ableist #like nooooo not my favorite farming game :( #except that in the context of several other things in the game it becomes clear that winning someone over #does not always mean doing the right thing #looking directly at how the easiest way to befriend shane and pam is by enabling their alcoholism #which is framed as a harmful thing even if the characters themselves like it #you have to lie to befriend other characters too like with sam dropping his egg #and you can lose a little friendship based on preferences like sebastian asking about what books you like #though to be fair if i saw someone who could potentially be cool and i found out that what they like was stuff im not into id also #lose interest a little #anyway those are all examples spread around on different characters #penny's got it all at once #me post

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but I’ve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz I’ve seen some discussion and they just make me go “what on earth are y’all on” 💀💀💀💀

#“miles will immediately forgive gwen when he sees she’s gathered a whole team to save him WHAT #he’ll save himself first then befriend Miles G. and Miles G. will start hissing like the cats when that team comes and Miles looks upset #like I firmly believe miles will only talk to Hobie and Margo after all that cuz they r the two that stand by his side thru whole that #like that take is so insane when Hobie is the reason Miles can run away in the first place and Margo risks everything to allow Miles leaving #AND HE KNOWS #u don’t even need a scale to see who Miles will associate with safety and protection more after atsv #also “miles keep getting up after he’s beaten down cuz that what Gwen told him to do in itsv is ALSO insane cuz WHAT #the thing she said when she and others were berating and crowding Miles for not knowing how to be Spider-Man just FEW DAYS after he’s bitten #?????? #THAT THING???? #not his mom’s words or his uncle’s or idk THAT’S HOW HE IS??? #*walk in the tag* *walk out immediately* #u don’t have to make them the only person in each other’s life to prop the ship up especially in this case cuz it makes no sense 😭 #actually the first point srl piss me off cuz that team was only possible in the first place cuz of Hobie and Margo and Miles laying #the groundwork by just being a sweetheart he is #charming and inspiring ppl so ofc these kids will rally behind him and team up to save him #ykno LIKE IN THE COMIC TOO??? #ppl just have to take the only thing I don’t like in the movie (miles suddenly obsessed over Gwen when they didn’t even interact that much #in itsv) and magnify it x100 in fandom #if she ain’t a gremlin girl that is trying her best to regain Miles’ trust but it’s a slow process and Miles needs space and time first then #I don’t want it

[benefactordreams]

Hey guys would you be curious if I said I have a story with a little deer ppl society. I made it with my first online friend a while ago :33

#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ♪ᝰ #I specifically love the protagonist of the story #his name is Frostedleaf #and he has a friend named Rosemary #(their relationship stays completely platonic throughout the story) #I don't have a title for the story but I have most of the main plot points figured out!! #I haven't worked on my stories in a while tho so maybe this will be the motivator I need #anyways yeah guys #btw Frostedleaf had reading glasses #and is very clumsy #Rose has to look out for him so he doesn't hurt himself like he always does #UGHHHH THIS IS REMINDING ME HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE TWO I CAN'T #they're my second favorite duo I've made but a very close first #the first is a ghost girl from the 1990s?? If I remember right???? #maybe the 80s but either way she can play piano and then she befriends a guy who also plays piano and they solve her cold case together bc #the guy loves true crime and stuff (am I projecting? a little) #the ghost girl haunts the schools piano room where she was killed #I love that story sm I need to develop it more #I think it's my oldest story I've kept around

[rubywolf0201]

Whenever I see gross hate on these sweethearts, I just have to geniunely ask: ‘What is wrong with you?’

#rubi’s post #sonic the hedgehog #kuroko's basketball #amy rose #princess elise #cream the rabbit #momoi ​satsuki #aida riko #kiyoshi teppei #look I get them suffering from questionable writing and narrative choices #but as characters they’re fine as heck #amy: the next door girl who is willing to befriend anyone which includes small critters and robot enemies #cream: a 6 yr old girl who accompanied by her friend cheese sets out on a mission to rescue her mum! #Princess Elise: a young girl who is emotionally repressed and constantly put her kingdom’s safety over herself #even telling eggman that she would rather die than give him the means to conquer Soleanna #when faced with a dilemma she had reassurance from sonic and proceed to blow out the flames despite the consequences that comes from it #satsuki: a close friend of the GOM and like kuroko was also affected by their downfall #esp since one of them (aomine) was someone she knew from childhood so it must’ve been pretty painful for her #also don’t mind me saying this but I’m starting to lean on aomomo #riko: despite her fiery temper she is THE COACH for seirin a strategist and one of the emotional supports for the boys when they’re down #kiyoshi: an absolute sweetheart who is willing to protect his teammates from getting hurt over his own safety #I get him being a dick to riko during the kiirisaki arc but he quickly apologized #subsequent appearances has kiyoshi being the ‘fun uncle’ to Team Seirin

[iwasbored777]

Don't say I'm biased against Feligami because I'm a hardcore Felila shipper cuz I ship Chloélila too or whatever their ship name could be idk (I'm bad at ship names I couldn't even think of Ikarimoth myself I take no credit for that ship name) they just work but Feligami doesn't cuz it's out of character that's why I don't like it and also it gets creepier the more I think about it

#Feligami is the opposite of why I started shipping Felila #Cuz Felila brings out the worst in each other as a good villain couple should #But Félix has a villain origin story too good for him to drop it for a chick and also it makes no sense if he does #Also Kagami simping for a boy who looks exactly like Adrien and is mice to her like Adrien was is creepy as fuk cuz he's her ex #And she apparently moved on and now she's like oh look his clone is here how hot #Imagine how fuked up this is when even Chloé doesn't like Félix despite him being Adrien's copy #And Félix is not himself here he is so weird #But Lila is completely herself with Chloé she's the only person who befriended Lila for who she is #And they just want to torture Marinette at least they have a common goal #But Lila is much smarter and she and Félix are literally the same person #That's why I ship them together but yeah Chloélila is good too at least it's in character and they're funny #miraculous ladybug #Feligami salt #Felila #Chloélila #I meant nice in that tag not mice 😅

[sunuism]

having social anxiety at the ripe old age of 24 is actually so embarrassing 😭😭😭

#we had a break in class today and some of the people went to smoke which they always do #and i went to the bathroom first but then was also gonna go have a ciggie and i saw them standing outside and i was conflicted if i should #go join them or go outside on the other side of the building #and guess what i ended up doing….. #i went to the other side and sat alone like a loser #anyways then when i went in again they also came in and a girl complimented my outfit #and said she has the same leg warmers as me and we talked about how they can’t stay up #and she gave me the tip to put a hair elastic at the top so they stay up better #and anyways i felt so silly for not being able to just go up to these people who i’ve been in the same class as for 3 semesters now 👹 #but anyways it’s also embarrassing bc i only started smoking recently and no one irl knows it #and i’ve never smokes in front of anyone so i’m scared i’m gonna look stupid hahahagga #and anyways this is the last week of classes and after this semester i won’t see these people again bc they’re japanese majors while it’s #just a minor for me #so it also feels unecessary to try and befriend anyone in this class now

[rimouskis]

okay I've decided against pursuing any sort of diagnosis re: my growing suspicions I have ADHD/something of that ilk for a variety of reasons, but it will NEVER stop galling me how I lack object permanence. like a baby. I need to have clear storage containers because if I cannot see something I forget it exists. it's both a relief to know that there is a potential "explanation" for such behavior but also realizing that most other people can do convenient things (like: remembering the existence of stuff) is also FRUSTRATINGGGG because I wish that was me! imagine being able to remember things not only casually but well! imagine that! god!

#it's also frustrating because it can bleed into interpersonal relationships and depending on people's friendship styles it can have a... #large impact. like back in high school my best friend would regularly be hurt by me not remembering things #(ranging from stories she'd tell me to stories I'd already told her to people's names to pieces of information I'd been made aware of) #and I took it personally at that age and sort of took it as: #''I am an inherently selfish person who can't remember things about other people and I am Bad'' #and while that friendship grew apart and she sort of resigned herself (eventually) to me being the way that I was #I guess I never really let go of my guilt around it... and even now I still feel Very Bad about not remembering things #and I've often thought to myself of how I could mitigate it to be a better friend #but I short of ''keeping notes on your friends and the stories they tell you which you will need to reference often'' #I've not had much luck in cracking that #I feel like as I've grown older I've found friends who (for whatever reason) don't take my ''poor memory'' personally #[and hilariously I've seemed to befriend people with FREAKISHLY GOOD memories who more than make up for my own] #and that's been... a bit better because it's been many years since I've had a friend make me feel bad for not remembering something #and in fact I have friends now who HAVE diagnosed ADHD who (obviously) Get It #but back of my head I still think that I do the people around me a disservice by not frequently/accurately committing things to memory #I think it makes me a worse friend and a worse employee for that matter #and I do in fact wish there was a magic pill that would grant me that ability and that ability only. it feels like it would change my LIFE. #anyways this tag essay is brought to you by: #me looking for my concert earplugs (which I have never used despite buying them FOR three concerts I went to last year since I kept... #say it with me... forgetting about them the day of the concert!) and finding a stash of two different battery types I had no idea I owned #anyways. earplugs are going into my car so I will have them on me #and batteries have been moved to the clear container in my closet with the other batteries. sigh.

[moe-broey]

Screaming crying throwing up curled up on yhe floor sobbing weeping ect ect I miss them SO much (PNGs with voice lines that live in my phone that I can look at any time)

#FINALLY picked up engage again and collected all the dlc emblems (from both waves) #saved veronica for last bc i knew she'd be the one i'd be the most autistic about #i love her she's SO funny. chronic baby disease. insisting we're working for her actually. #completely out of touch with her own emotions (FELT). #bloodlust. #she really does have the funniest combination of traits and i love that for her #but MAN..... her map and her EXISTING as a 3d model ON A CONSOLE GAME..... #getting this TINY glimpse into what askr/embla would look like in a 3d space........ (feel like the map is more modeled after askr?) #i feel so fucking rabid about it. frothing at the mouth. i am SO normal (LYING THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH) #i'm just imagining a perfect world where we also have emblem alfonse and sharena in a bracelet together. #i KNOW sharena would get shafted but indulge me. do not separate them first of all. #and second i just think it would be insanely interesting actually???? like. how is alfonse coping. #i think becoming a jewelry ghost would be on the top ten list of worst things to happen to him specifically #i think he'd put his all into serving whoever has him as now this is his responsibility. he is just as closed off as ever though #if not worse having to go through centuries of losing anyone he'd accidentally make any connection with #sharena is probably the only reason he's somewhat sane. she grounds him. #and also sharena???? ohhh i think there is SO much potential there!! she is always SO eager to hopefully befriend -- #anyone who finds their bracelet. #i think being trapped in a bracelet has had the opposite effect on her. her desire for outside connection #and friendship only gets stronger. i think the loneliness stings more. #and i think having them together like. HUGE potential to put them side by side and see how they really do parallel each other #same issues different ways of coping. different reactions. i think their engage skill would reflect this. somehow. #also i think they'd both look soooo cute in the engage artstyle 😭😭😭😭 #what the fuck ever. explode 💥💥💥

[wereh0gz]

Ok finally read the new issue and man sonic really needs to change his approach when talking to surge

#ramblings #idw sonic spoilers #like stop trying to befriend her she clearly doesn't want that #i get that he's trying to help and yeah she is being kind of unreasonable #but like who wouldn't be unreasonable after all That #to be fair i don't know how he would properly approach this either #but i know he needs to at least drop the friendship thing because it's not working #tbh i think someone else should try to help her actually #cus maybe just seeing his face is triggering a sort of trauma response #she was specifically made to destroy him. that's all she really knows after all #tails i think is too close to sonic to be able to do much #so maybe amy? #it doesn't look like we'll see surge and kit for a while so we'll have to wait and see how their redemption arc goes #IF they get one that is #i hope they do.. i feel really bad for them #also tails should get checked for a concussion #and sonic for that ankle #and the electrocution #they all should go to a hospital actually #that fight was brutal on all parties

[troglobite]

lol the dlc is glitching

i'm not about to complain, though, bc it meant that after every non-water type move that the reuniclus used on my vaporeon, her water absorb ability triggered and she gained hp lololol

#also not a glitch but something i love is just how much befriending your pokemon changes things #well this might've been a glitch but chien-pao withstood TWO heat waves with ONE HIT POINT just for me 🥺 #and since the dlc is all duo battles i was like fuck i'm gonna have to have ariel my vaporeon Surf #even though chamaco my skeledirge is also on the battlefield bc i HAVE to eliminate these two while she's terastallized #and CHAMACO quote AVOIDED THE MOVE IN TIME VIA [my] SHOUT #and i was just like overcome w emotion it's so cute #he was a good boy and he knew that ariel didn't wanna hurt him and to look out for her surf #bc she had to take out the opposition to save him and the rest of the team #bc chien-pao had just fainted from their joint heat waves and ariel was the only one who could take it #i mean jackie jr (the mudsdale) could've too but then both she and chamaco are weak to water #so really the surf was gonna get someone and chamaco said NO IT'S NOT I TRUST YOU! and he avoided it 🥺 #also still can't get over how chien-pao took three heat waves before fainting simply because they toughed it out for me #and the number of times they've all shaken off status effects through sheer force of will? amazing #i love this mechanic in the game it makes me so fucking happy #they are all my lil guys and i love them #ALSO i've been having to clean out my boxes to be able to fill up my pokedex in the new region! #and this whole time i've been like who from my original team am i missing? i can't remember! #I FOUND THEM IT WAS NIEVE THE ABOMASNOW HIDDEN IN BOX 35!!!

[bootyful-seventeen]

I love seeing those TikTok’s of plus sized girls speaking about how we get treated differently by men when compared to our smaller friends cuz they honestly speak nothing but facts

#like this shit has had me fucked up since who knows when so my immediate response to male attention irl is to shut it tf down #cuz it’s either a) a joke or his friends bet him to do it for a dare #b) he wants to worm his way in by befriending the ‘unattractive one’ to get to the hot one #or c) maybe the dude is interested but it’ll fizzle out so fast cuz I can’t keep in contact to save my life #like the amount of times I’ve been treated as less then by a guy my friend was trying to get into a relationship is so sad #cuz he’d treat me like a nuisance right at the hello and she’s less then a foot away just watching #especially when the ‘she’s shy and just doesn’t know you card’ when he’s also meeting my other friends I came with for the first time too #I know that dude took one look at me and hoped tf out of trying to even get past hello #he really cemented it by asking for everyone’s socials and purposely didn’t look my way at all when collecting #and yes when I did try and talk his face would just gloss over until I was done and then he’s be fully engaged with my other friend he met #even in my own friend groups that involve some guys I usually get treated as the last resort #I honestly think the best treatment I ever got from a man was actually from a toddler 💀💀 #now THAT is sad as fuck to know that a 3 year old be treating me better then the guys around my age

[theriverdalereviewer]

REALIZED SOMETHING CRAZY ABOUT MYSELF…

#so fun fact about me: i really don’t give a fuck about having friends like that #I mean I do mostly in the form of my cousins who I’ve grown up with #and a handful of people I’m friends with either through my sisters or that I have miraculously befriended myself #but in general I’m someone who rarely tries to maintain a close relationship with them #like if we drifted off and never spoke to each other again I don’t think I would gaf #which I know sounds psychotic but hear me out #ok since I was in elementary school I’ve had a series of weird friendships #in middle school there was this girl named patty who was my friend but the moment they called me their best friend I got freaked out #and was relieved when the friendship started to weaken naturally #and looking back I’m not sure why I was freaked out but I was #and then I also had my friend Alicia who I was genuinely besties with like we used to text everyday in the seventh grade #and then in eighth grade despite nothing changing we just grew apart and stopped talking to each other #oddly I don’t even know why #and even when we would hang out it wasn’t the same I wish I knew why #and in 8th grade I somehow became friends with a girl I used to despise 😭 #she who shall not be named was ‘popular’ I guess and honestly a huge fucking mean girl #but I think I liked the fact that she was nice to me cause it was pretty rare that she would be to anyone else #and we became friends but we very often butted heads #I mean what I liked was that she was kind and protective at times #and then other times a flat out mean and jealous psycho #anyways once high school was over I ✂️ her off like there was no tomorrow #like I had no interest in being her friend after that because I was just fed up with her #and yeah since my school days I have always just been okay with drifting apart #and don’t even bother to have a friendship breakup #like it doesn’t even make me sad to see a relationship fade away when it does #I’m just like good times :D but who gaf #and sometimes I disengage before the friendship has even broken up #like I’m also scared of the feeling of abandonment that I’ve already coached myself to be okay with the thought of losing them #AND I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS BEHAVIOR CAME FROM???

[yoshiintheweb]

I was supposed to play DnD last night. The big campaign that I was planning for a while. But one of the players couldn't make it (internet died on her) so we decided to reschedule the game for the next week. But i didn't wanted to leave the rest of the players without a game they where exited about. So i hosted a one-shot turned two-shot for them since it was supposed to be the first time playing for most of them. The thing is, I already hosted it for my other friends (only the girl that couldn't make it, played it already so it was new for them all), and let me tell you both of the parties tried to do almost the same thigs but with completely different outcomes and it's hilarious.

#they where supposed to find the reason why people go missing and turn up dead in the old graveyard #they both tried to charm person the mayor(A gnome named Edgar who looks like a peacock) Paty1 druid a woman in her 40 was so ready to do- #-so but her friend and moral compass half orc fighter stopped her #in Party2 the charmer was an old (human?) bard Edgar failed miserebly with nat1 for total of 6 and spilled everything he knew #then they asked him about the money i started with 50 gold coins after the job each - Party1 thetened the guy and got- #200 gold each half beofre alf after the job (thanks to thier blood hunter and his insane roll) #party 2 tried to persuasion thier way out of it and got extra 10 gold he charmed agreed on the deal 30 beofre 30 after the job #both parties talked to day shift barnender (a young woman named Olive) Party1 thanks to thier Blood Hunter with extream high roll they- #-almost got the towns secret out of her but she told them enough that they could quess correctly #party 2 befriended her and tried to flirt with her (human warlock Young noble woman choked on her scrambled eggs cuz she rolled nat1) #they got much more info about the situation out of her then party1 and directions to the graveyard but they couldn't get the town's secret #party1 almost died during the battle and they still didn't get the mistery sorted out and we ended it there bc everyone was sleepy #party2 didn't finished the battle bc everyone was sleepy but they found the traps pretty soon and avoided them not like party1 who stumbled #into all 3 they also did much better job at fighting the mosters bc they almost killed one with almost no hits point loosen #(they blinded it first thing so it rolled with disadvantage the whole time and couldn't hit them) #AMAZING AND FASCINATING

[britneyshakespeare]

You know last week before my night class started I was chatting with this girl who sat across from me and mentioned how I was tired and could really use a cup of coffee and she goes "oh, so I guess coffee is your spirit animal?"

And I was like... no... no not really...

#she recited a few other internet one-liners to graze over it but it was weird #text post #tales from diana #not that these are at all comparable bc they're very different in nature but #kaily and i were having a conversation yesterday abt how it feels all the sudden as a white person when another white friend suddenly drops #like the ironic n-word in front of you out of nowhere. probably just to be funny most of the time. #im always like. HUH???? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW???? #i call it out as gross but it's always unexpected and disappointing. #like not only would you use that word so brazenly. but you expect me to giggle nd laugh along and validate it? NOT the case whatsoever dude #the spirit animal thing is a different form of casual racism bc a lot of ppl don't truly know wtf a spirit animal is #they just think the words sound funny together. it's a form of hyperbole to say x is your spirit animal #especially if it's not an animal??? #remember when directioners would always joke niall was their spirit animal... *shivers* #to get back to the n word thing briefly bc i had one more thing to say #one of my friends i made recently had to drop a lot of toxic cishet white guy friends #she's a black queer latina immigrant who kinda had a tendency to want to befriend ppl she was afraid could hurt her #i didn't see this happen in front of me. but apparently they'd drop casual n words EVEN W THE HARD R in front of her and like #look to her for approval?!?!?!?!? #and she told me 'i feel bad bc they probably don't know better' (& she was naturally also very afraid of seeming 'angry' @ them) #& i was like. oh no girl. like. there's a lot of shit white guys don't know & won't teach themselves #like a lot a lot. that's not one of them though. #even if you're a white kid who grew up in a 97% white suburb (like me) you heard growing up not to use that word bc it's offensive #men who are like 30 years old and working in a multicultural educational system heavily frequented by immigrants... they SHOULD know better #that they somehow don't is embarrassing AT BEST but i know those guys & they're actually racist #that was a few months ago though since she dropped them (it was their own fault... i didn't tell her what to do but they caused this drama) #(no need to explain but someone was a COMPLETE jerk and ran away w no apologies... fuck that guy) #ive really enjoyed getting to know her and the other night she sent me a message abt how she really feels loved and accepted #by me :) and kaily and a few other ppl ive introduced her to. she's had a terrible history w friendships & relationships in this country #that made me feel very warm bc i really do love her she's a fun person to be around and talk to. we have a lot of common interests #yeah. rant turns to wholesome story in the tags to start your morning.

[starlingskulls]

also one of the cats i work with really fucked my shit up last shift and i feel very upset about it One because uhmm. rude. but also because ohhh that's deeper than i've ever gone and it didn't hurt that bad .. very interesting information

#🐦‍⬛posting #mostly just stung yk. didn't bleed too bad either #and like .. yk when the cvts look pretty or whatever LMAOO it looks Nice. like I'm so fucking pissed but good work little dude #downside is I keep looking at it like hmm...... could make more! #if anyone is reading this rn could u tell me if it's dangerous to cvt on the upper thigh. like High up the thigh #bc that's where I've been doing it but I think I remember someone being like hey. Don't Do That. like don't cvt at all but #Especially Not There #but also like goddd that's the only place I can hide it #I can't do arms I wear jackets a lot but also I wear this one shirt a lot and its like. those tiny tiny straps I forgor what they r called #and I'd simply rather die than tell anyone in my life abt this #even though their guilt Would be fun <- hate that I want it though #like I hate it BAD. makes me feel fucking evil. but god I want ppl to feel bad for making Me feel bad #but then also I'm terrified of ppl feeling responsible for my stupid actions like that yk ? #fun me lore I was on Tumblr at the ripe age of 11 #in a tiny fandom #and managed to befriend this woman who I Knew would cvt and was suicidal or wtv #and ofc she didn't Know how young I was till I finally confessed at like 15 but. well that is a Lot of pressure for an 11 year old #Especially bc she'd vent like. every fucking day. I felt bad of course but that much? for like 4 years? #draining!!!!!! and if I'd so much as hint to it she'd make me feel guilty. not on purpose. but it still happened ! #nowadays I feel so fucking guilty for every little thing I do lol. which is why I can't tell anyone abt this #if I ever made Anyone I love feel that same way? that's it I'm done I'm dead #so now silly and curious strangers get to read my yapping ! #hiiiiiiii !

[moe-broey]

I am...... getting A Little nostalgic for Stardew Valley........ but I know it is SUCH a commitment like if I get back into that shit I'm blacking out for a month. I Cannot Allow It

#GSJAGSKAHSKSJ #i miss .... my goth stay at home malewife and my goth chickens and being the wizard's pet guy #furious and devastated you get nothing for maxing out the wizard's hearts. bullshit. #i wish you could romance the wizard......... i know there's mods but i play console LMFAO #i also miss emily... peak weird woman. she is SO AWESOEM #emily and sebastian were the ones i was split between marrying and i went seb bc i felt deeply #slotted into being a 'cisguy' and. while playing as male absolutely was integral to my transition actually #like the very start of the game i was fucking ruined. grampa nooo don't die AND you respect my identity as your grandson........ WAH #but like. i just needed something queerer. like who you're with doesn't determine who you are #but. i mean. it's MY self-indulgent male fantasy and i need MORE QUEERNESS. EXPLICITLY. #also was sobbing like.... husband AND husband..... holy shit........ gay marriage IS real and so am i ..... #got slightly off topic but the fact that i was split between romancing seb or emily and also was EXTREMELY #EXTREMELY EXTREMELY WANTING TO BE THE WIZARD'S PET APPRENTICE SO SO SOOOO BAF #BAD #AND I DESPERATELY WANTED TO HAVE THE OPTION TO ROMANCE HIM #says. something about me. i think. #also my whole ass shane saga. he's not my type but i do absolutely feel for him. we can be buddies. i wish the best for you. #i am primarily motivated by chickens though i am so sorry. i am A Farmer. #IN. THE LOOSEST DEFINITION OF THE FUCKING WORD BC ALL I WAS INTERESTED IN WAS CHICKENS #I HAD SOME CROPS SEASONSALLY BUT. ALL I EVER WANTED. ALL MY HEART DESIRED. CHICKENS #also men long for the mines. and the skull cavern. i was barely a fucking farmer i was dungeon crawling 80% of it. #ALSO. LINUS. I LOVED LINUS I MADE IT MY MISSION IN LIFE TO BEFRIEND LINUS #and ALSO be his pet guy. more platonic this time but like. local young man looking for older men to imprint on #MY GRAMPA JUST FUCKING DIED. AND I'M TRANGENDER. A BRAND NEW MAN. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!