#also you absolutely should write it anon it sounds like it'd be a fun fic /not forced

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Not enough headcannons in the ask box?

😂 thank you for jumpscaring me with the twenty million notifications in a row 💜💚

Okay, picture this.

Virgil goes out on a blind date. He's nervous, imagining the worst and constantly texting the person (probably Janus) who set him up that he better not end up face down in the river or he'll haunt them forever.

Then his date shows up. And Remus is weird. He asks Virgil invasive questions and laughs too loud about inappropriate things. He tries to figure out Virgil’s astrology chart before they've even ordered and Virgil is just not having it.

Virgil excuses himself to use the restroom and immediately tries to climb out the window. But the window is a lot higher off the ground than he expected.

He falls. Remus catches him with a big goofy grin.

"Yeah I'm not good at first impressions. How about a second one?"

So Virgil’s nerves calm down and he goes back inside with Remus for a pretty good first date part 2.

I want to write the whole thing someday soon but 🤷‍♂️ we'll see.

*in 'um actually' voice* For your information Anon it was 17 not twenty million /light hearted /joking /not mad /teasing No but in all seriousness I L O V E that!!! I'm cackling at the thought of Vee excusing himself to the restroom and Ree already knowing what he's about to do is just there like as if he's had many dates done that before XD Dukey boy doesn't know what he's doing but he's trying and at least Vee's willing to give the unhinged man another chance <3

#also you absolutely should write it anon it sounds like it'd be a fun fic /not forced #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #anon #not a countdown