#also what the hell even happens in jjba 😭 (dont actually tell me though)

[annoyingblondebracket]

Round 1 | Poll 5

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Dio:

~ BRITISH‼️ so obsessed with fucking up his brothers life that he dies and comes back to life and starts fucking with his great granddaughter's life too. AS A VAMPIRE. with his boobs out just constantly even tho they're STOLEN VALOR!!!!! NOT EVEN HIS BOOBS!

~ his get-rich-really-slowly scheme didn't work out so he turned himself into a vampire and haunted this one family for over a hundred years

~ He's evil but I also just don't like him, thinks he's hot shit just because he stole his step brothers body after losing to him in a fight

~ he studied law. among so so so so so many other things

Howl:

~ I KNOW HES TECHNICALLY A FAKE BLONDE but this man EMBODIES the annoying blonde trope. I hope someone else submits a long propaganda for him bc he's so annoying, he's SUCH a dramatic little bitch about EVERYTHING but I'm on mobile and I can't be bothered. Anyway I love him so much!!

( ...sorry to whoever submitted this that this was the only submission for him... 😭 )

#💛 | polls #💛 | round one #annoying blonde bracket #dio brando #jojo's bizarre adventure #howl pendragon #howl's moving castle #um. discovered howl's middle name is jenkins while putting this together. #also what the hell even happens in jjba 😭 (dont actually tell me though)