#also such an advertisement doesn’t exist bc calvins got big in the 90s and swayze was older/too serious of an actor by then but oh well

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bradley bradshaw circa 1998 looking up “patrick swayze shirtless advertisement calvin klein?” on the iMac in Tom Kazansky’s home office after Maverick forces him to watch Point Break (1991):

#bradley: it’s for uhhh my sociology project. on why things are marketed certain ways #maverick (idiot): alright sounds good to me! #only two people were surprised bradley turned out the way he did and their names are tom and pete #their joint lack of gaydar as a gay couple has bewitched me #also such an advertisement doesn’t exist bc calvins got big in the 90s and swayze was older/too serious of an actor by then but oh well #i’ve been cry laughing about this all day #top gun #icemav #ig this is icemav due to the implication of them co-owning a computer #bradley rooster bradshaw