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destinyc1020 · 2 months

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I think a lot of Kaustin fans like to villify Vanessa (in her relationship with Austin) while also wanting to reach the same things that Vanessa "achieved" with her now husband.

-They will ignore a 9 yr relationship but say kaia is "the one" just from this being Kaias longest relationship (...so anything over 1 singular yr).

-Even with the engagement rumors being debunked within a day, they still hold onto it. I have no doubt that has to do with Vanessa being engaged after 2 yrs of dating so some of them feel lik Austin needs to "match" V n do the same.

-i wuldnt even say Vanessa/Cole are a popular couple bt ppl seem to like that shes happy and got married. Meanwhile ppl were (rightfully imo) questioning a 20 yr old Kaia being with a 30 yr old. It WAS weird n ppl dnt care for age gaps where the woman cant even drink. Cole is obviously yunger bt dude wasnt 20. I think Kaustin fans want that kind of postiviity that V/Cole has from locals bt ppl just dnt care for them as a couple. Their pretty together, ill give them that.

-Sum Kaustin fans like to think that Austin was miserable with V all the time. I saw someone say that he was probaly miserable that Vanessa posted him a lot. Again, he was with her for 9 yrs and hes a grown man lol he traded in IG posts from V to red carpets/pap walks/Cabo pics with Kaia. Just different ways of exposure

Ooooo....Girrrrrrl you spoke a WORD with this ask lol. 😅 Wow, where do I even begin, cuz you've said a lot of what I've been thinking for a while...

I think a lot of Kaustin fans like to villify Vanessa (in her relationship with Austin) while also wanting to reach the same things that Vanessa "achieved" with her now husband.

Ooop! 👀

-They will ignore a 9 yr relationship but say kaia is "the one" just from this being Kaias longest relationship (...so anything over 1 singular yr).

THANK YOU! Make that make sense! 😅

See, this is what I don't get. Just because V is married, it doesn't mean that Austin has to be. This isn't some competition. But I kind of feel like some Austin fans might be wanting Austin and Kaia to be more serious than they actually are just because they don't want Austin to look like the "loser" in a breakup. But hello?? Everyone has their OWN journeys in love. It's not a competition. Plus, Vanessa is older, she's also a woman, so she might have been feeling the pressure to settle down and have kids/family, and most women know that our biological clocks start ticking earlier than men.

Girl PREACH. This is precisely why I said that I will NEVER "ship" them. I can think they're a "cute couple" or whatever, but shipping??

Speaking of Vanessa, I find it interesting how nobody cares that she married a guy in her 20's who's YOUNGER than her ex Austin, whos' almost a decade younger than her. LOL I mean, she could have easily found a guy who was in his 30's or even 40's to marry. Most women marry men OLDER than them. So I think she might just like younger men? 🤷🏾‍♀️

She looks and seems happy, so I'm definitely happy for her! 🥰

-Sum Kaustin fans like to think that Austin was miserable with V all the time. I saw someone say that he was probaly miserable that Vanessa posted him a lot.

He didn't look "unhappy" to me?? 🤷🏾‍♀️

Again, he was with her for 9 yrs and hes a grown man lol he traded in IG posts from V to red carpets/pap walks/Cabo pics with Kaia. Just different ways of exposure

Exactly. It's basically the same thing.

Plus, he was posting Vanessa on his IG too! It wasn't like she was just posting him and he was never posting her.

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the-firebird69 · 1 year

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These people broke bones asked our son which one is most severe and his wife heard but held off, and he joked and said the pelvis it's pretty bad but he said the neck and he said why and it says correct and he broke his neck and wasn't paralyzed he didn't know it for a couple days and went in this is broken here that's good you came in you would have severed your spinal cord in a couple days cuz it's migrating I said nobody told me and he went in cuz he heard you say crack no it said screw you he said where would you want me here now but he felt a little delusional till he saw his x-ray and said you broke your neck and you fell off and all those other riders broke a whole bunch of Bones each and he's saying serves him right and stuff it says it's really bad but that's the effect okay you ratted on each other and world War two cuz you couldn't help it.... And he said a lot of people are burned to death like pizza says screw you now he was thinking of it but they said this is maddening angry I wanted to stop since I know what to do but you guys don't want to do it that's why Jason is going up and I'm going to try again and it won't work and Jason's going to go out and it's not going to get much okay I honestly tell you you can't let him do that after but he's going to do that and people go down it says thank God I need people can remember stuff and it's like this bja has a cloning facility that works and he's not at BGA so he said okay and he knows where they are and trust me you guys don't know who's running them see what I mean it's not us and then he said see what I mean and it's also like this nobody goes into San Francisco and comes out alive everyone's missing who goes in there as a matter of fact you don't even have to accept the challenge you can compile a list of people who've been there that you know because you've lost people I bet they're people who cry about it and you should it's sad this guy is puke killer is a loser so you got mad and said I'm going to do that and I thank you and thank you writing motorcycles difficult and those speeds of sprinkler deadly and I mean it it's very deadly and if you can do that when you're healed you can do this and you almost get mad he said wow that's incredible who are the brace healed it up it was glued and said you know you should probably do you know who I am and it's a good you should probably try to increase calcium but you can't just overload cuz it'll become free so he's doing a regimen and he hasn't and he felt much better I suppose to getting stronger than you went out and he's doing it

Little avoid the Jason thing so he sees what you're doing you can't believe it since Stan helps and a few other people Ken and Sherry and literally want to hear it but the Trump's probably did too and bja

Have a good night and don't know what you're up to but it's like George and you know what's going on and I'm his father and mother if you touch him you're dead we know who runs those facilities and you'll be very surprised it's the same thing with Sherry when she saw no it was Grandma and he put her away because what she saw out there in the field in Britain in the song

Each and every one of them broke bones it's a very risky thing to do but truthfully our son would probably not break bones and he would be injured unfortunately and you guys hold on to the injury and really you got to stop doing that he's got enough burden here and you're not going to come through it alive if you keep doing it if he gets injured and stuff by Tommy f it's more of a pain but seriously if you had a cup only be okay but really he can sustain those injuries and we do tests because you're trying to get him to do it on the spike and on a motorcycle too and we have test subjects who are in shape like he is and are somewhat juiced up and it clones and you survive it well and you guys don't

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jelzorz · 3 years

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Callum's not overly fond of Halloween. It's a fun holiday full of costumes and the threat of diabetes but he's getting a little old for Trick or Treating, and going door to door asking for candy has lost its charm. The only reason he's out at all tonight is because Ez had wanted to go, and, well...

He's never been able to say no to Ez.

So now they're out, and Ez is dressed in a hammy cape with a tin foil crown he'd spray painted gold sitting neatly in his full bushy hair—"Get it?" he'd laughed. "Because our last name is Prince?" (Callum'd rolled his eyes)—and Callum is shifting uncomfortably in his half-assed magician costume—literally a blanket and his sketchbook that he's pretending is a tome of spells—with plastic pumpkins on their arms that are already three quarters full.

They're new to this town, and that's kind of all that Callum's got going for him right now. No one knows who he is yet, and sure, Trick or Treating is a little undignified, but he hasn't run into anyone from school who'd recognise him, which is doubly good because the one person who might had invited him to a Halloween Party this evening and hey, maybe if they can get their buckets full, he can spend the rest of the evening with the cool kids and tonight won't feel like such a waste after all. It's wishful thinking, probably, but then they turn down Silvergrove Terrace and Ez grins at their haul.

"I reckon this is probably a decent amount of candy," he says, skipping happily ahead of Callum. "Last street, I promise. Then you can go hang out at your lame Halloween Party or whatever."

Callum bristles. "It can't be any lamer than this."

Ez gives him a look. "You didn't have to come," he says pointedly. "I could have gone by myself."

"In a town we barely know anyone in?" Callum snorts. "Yeah, right. Dad would have murdered me."

"Would've been a better costume than whatever the heck you're supposed to be now."

"Wow."

"I'm just saying," says Ez with a shrug. "I'm ten, not stupid. I could have gone with a couple of the girls from school if you didn't want to this badly. I appreciate that you did and all but it would have been fine."

Callum bristles. Sass aside, Ez is a good kid and Callum is a good brother, and at the end of the day... this isn't that bad. "It is fine," he mumbles at last. "I like hanging out with you. I just... feel like I'm getting too old for this."

"Well then I appreciate it more," says Ez grinning. He nudges Callum's elbow and takes a handful of candy from his pumpkin to dump it in his brother's. "Thanks Callum."

Callum chuckles in spite of himself. "Any time," he murmurs. Then he takes a breath. "So. Last street?"

Ez nods. "Last street. The girls from school said there's this one house that gives out tons of candy every year—and good candy too, not like, loser candy. I think it's number 305?"

Callum glances at the mailbox closest to them: 291. "We must be getting close."

305, it turns out, is the one at the end of the lane. The decorations around it are bigger and fancier than the others, which tracks if the girls at Ez's school are right, but it's also the busiest, and it sounds like there's a party going on inside. Ez walks up the door and knocks, and Callum has to wonder if anyone can hear them at all—

When a girl opens the door, looking tired but patient, and, if anything, relieved to be away from the house. Callum doesn't mean to stare, but she is, in a word, pretty. Very pretty, and it's not just the movie-accurate Lord of the Rings elf get-up. Suddenly Callum's feeble attempt at a costume feels incredibly feeble indeed, and worse still is the fact that he's pretty sure she's in his English class, and that's recognition sparking in her eye.

Callum shrinks into himself. So much for not running into anyone from school.

"Trick or Treat!" says Ez.

The girl grins at him. "Oh, there are plenty of treats for you, Your Highness," she chuckles, pouring a pretty damn decent amount of candy into Ez's pumpkin. Then she looks at Callum and raises an eyebrow. "And you are...?"

Callum ducks his head to hide the blush forming in his cheeks. "I-I'm—uh—"

"My high mage," says Ez, elbowing him in the ribs.

"Ah, of course!" says the girl, grinning and scooping an impressive amount of candy into his bucket. "Plenty of treats for you too, Your Lordship. I like your cloak."

Callum flushes more. "You—uh—you don't have to patronise me," he mumbles. "I know this super lame."

The girl raises an eyebrow at him. "Really?" she says drily, gesturing at her costume. "I'm wearing this and you have the gall to think you're lame?"

"At least it's a costume," mutters Callum. He dares to look at her. "You don't think this is..." He shifts awkwardly. "Stupid?"

The girl makes a face. "Do I think it's stupid for someone to take his little brother Trick or Treating in a town they're both new to? You've got a real weird definition of stupid, My Lord."

"I like your costume," pipes Ez. "And don't mind him. He's got... Cool Teenager Syndrome, I guess."

The girl laughs. It's light and bell like and makes Callum's ears feel warm, both because she's laughing at him and because he likes how it sounds. "I get it," she says after a moment. "Its tough being the new kid in school, believe me, I've been there. But honestly? Going out of your way to take your brother Trick or Treating is pretty cool in my book."

Callum feels his hear flutter a little. "Really?"

"Really," chuckles the girl. "It's Rayla, by the way. Callum, right?"

"Right," says Callum, suddenly a lot braver than he was. "And this is Ez."

"Nice to meet you both," says Rayla, grinning. "I guess I'll let you both go. I'll see you at school?"

"Oh. Um. Yeah, I guess." Callum fiddles with the handle of his pumpkin and then, because he doesn't really have much else to lose and Rayla's been so nice about the whole Trick or Treating thing, he thinks What the hell? and bullies himself into being braver still. "Or you could come with us? Show us around town or whatever. Share in our spoils?" He holds up his mostly full bucket and ignores the way Ez does a double take so violent, it looks like it might have given him whiplash.

Rayla blinks. Then she laughs. "Sure," she chuckles. "Let me go tell my dads." She grins at them and disappears into the recesses of the house without shutting the door, and Ez prods his ribs looking like he can't believe what he just witnessed.

"What happened to being too old for Trick or Treating?"

Callum flushes and jams his hands into his pockets. "I guess it's not that bad."

#rayllum #in anticipation #a little early but also I love halloween so #happy halloween rayllum fam #high key considered turning this into a hocus pocus au

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literatigifs · 4 years

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@lorelaileighs asked: I think part of Jess' appeal is that he's got the whole smart, intellectual, heart of gold underneath his guard thing but he also has, to put it kindly, a complete dumbass side that the others don't. Unlike Dean and Logan, Jess "I drove" Mariano may be very intelligent but he's also such a goddamn nerd and that is just a whole element that the others lack that makes Jess better. Paying 90$ on Rory's basket just to have lunch with her, stealing her book and writing in the margins, the references he makes, that chalk body outline prank, etc etc etc what an idiot.

Oh my god, yes! I was actually just thinking about how a common similarity between some of my ships is that there's always an element of humor to them, whether it's in some of their interactions or just the way that they can behave around each other, and I definitely think it's something that can make a character or pairing so much more appealing to a viewer. Like you said, some of the most memorable scenes with Jess are also scenes that are incredibly humorous, and the trick of them is that they're never made at the expense of another character who doesn't deserve it (looking at you, Dean). Jess pulls these dumb childish pranks that sends Taylor in a tizzy because he'll lose money from his store, but based off of just how unbearable Taylor has been known to be in the previous episodes, you can't feel sorry for him in any particular way, especially when it's only about a couple of hours in question. And I think it's also worth mentioning that even when the humor is at Jess's expense, like Rory and Lorelai devil-egging his car, it's not without some proper lead-up which is in this case, the glorious banter between Jess and Rory in 3x08. I honestly don't think that Rory has that kind of tension with any of her other future boyfriends in the show, she definitely didn't have it with Dean and the closest that she got to a "banter" at the beginning with L*gan was their first scene where he pretty much doesn't let her finish her point and just dismisses it altogether before he says "now tell me that wasn't fun". Uhh dude, you talked over her and your tone was a bit demeaning, so no, it wasn't. It says a lot that I sooner laugh at L*gan in this scene than laugh as a result of the tension and chemistry between L*gan and Rory, in the same way that I do when Jess and Rory start going off on each other in "They shoot Gilmores, don't They?". Even when Jess and Dean bicker in "A-ticket, a-tasket", it's just hilarious how Dean is having a whole conniption over Jess spending NINETY DOLLARS on a small basket, meanwhile Jess is having the time of his life not even trying while effortlessly answering all of Dean's attempts at intimidating him with humor and sarcasm.

I think the show does a lot of favor to Jess for giving him the space to truly be a dumb loser in certain scenes, and I say this in a very endearing way. Scenes like Rory pushing him around in 2x17, yelling at him to help out and then making fun of him for "being part of the town", those are just a few of the various ways in which he feels a lot less harmful and a lot more like a teenager that he is. Any kind of reference to Jess being a "bad boy" are never really true since he's not even remotely similar to any other bad boys that fit that trope from other teen shows. Bad boy characters are always framed as mysterious and ~dangerous, and I think the show turns that trope over its head the minute that Jess comes in when it basically has him stealing lawn gnomes from people's yards and hiding them in his uncle's closet. Like wow, what a crime fit for punishment! Even a scene like the end of his first episode where he meets up with Rory again, one thing that I love so much about it is how his first attempt at a magic trick doesn't impress her in the slightest, and Jess takes this into account and doesn't even try to argue with her over it. He genuinely likes her from the start, and even when he's not afraid of her being angry with him, he still respects her opinion even for small stuff like that. I've seen some people be so shocked and indignant over him writing in her book but like, he's a dumb teenager! And he didn't go out of his way to vandalize her book, he wanted to write her notes that are meaningful, which Rory instantly likes from him.

Overall I also feel like Jess has the best connection to the show's humor than either of her boyfriends do. Like aside from L*gan's whole charade in Rory's class, I can't really remember any other scenes that are humorous with him? I've often found Finn's dialogue a lot funnier than L*gan's when it came to the LDB. It definitely helps that we see Jess in a lot of humorous interactions with Luke, but he also just has this knack for every character he has scenes with, even with Lane at the dance or Paris in "There's the rub".

#lorelaileighs #answered #it's always hilarious to me how even l*gan stans become these pearl-clutching women from the 60s over Jess and his dumb antics #while somehow flailing over some of L*gan's dummer antics in season 5 #like idk to me there's just not good leadup to some scenes where l*gan is an idiot for me to properly laugh at it and warm up to him #as opposed to Jess's scenes where just him being dumb while saying a couple of lines is so much funnier #and the most hilarious thing about it is that pretty much all of the humor coming from or surrounding his character is so tame??#like we are literally talking about a guy who got beaked in the eye by a vicious swan #what else is there to say about this idiot #none of Jess's humor is even about smoking or drinking so I'll never understand the weird pearl-clutching but anyway #people who are obsessed with hating on him are missing out on some golden material imo

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the-firebird69 · 1 year

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Frontier airlines is one company that we're pursuing among other small companies. We have acquired several small airline companies recently and JetBlue and allegiant are two of them and there's about 50 of them in the United States. And we're after them all and they're on the stock market but we will acquire them today it's tiring and we don't want to hear this crap and the a****** was in punta Gorda any box cutter out so we went hijacked the plane cuz people wouldn't let him harm our son. And our son said to the guy is walking out of the plane with the cops he says I just figured it out you're doing that to do that and the guy goes wow that was quick and something questioned him and started using those tricks and corky talks right away saves a lot of time. We ate up a lot of his time just saying we're going to have you eaten up.

They're a huge shows going on today with the preamble for a humongous movement giant giant things happening one of them is that the Midwest is starting to crumble the s are going s flee and yeah the cavern is almost empty well they just started fighting over it, and they noticed tons of them are fighting huge numbers and over a small cavern and they can't stand it and they say they can't leave it there and they're going nuts fighting over it and it's going to attract not detract well it'll attract people from inside so far there's 100 octillion that have died there and it's only like 30x50x70 it's the size of a huge bunker only one of them and is Chuck full of diamonds and spheres and more but they're not that big there's just a lot of them this probably 700,000 10 ft spheres. And $800,020 ft and 900,000 5'. When you're paying dying you saying that the BGA this is a hostile f**** still and we're going to get rid of him permanently shortly. The routine is nasty and unbearable by everybody. They are getting pretty small too and the hospitals are all under siege in the hospital areas massive numbers are going there and it started there and there's only a couple areas left that they have stashes and cashes yes and that's in cities and no stashes and cash to sit atop The ships and they're right below most cities tons of tons of bunkers full of stuff not clones.

Thor Freya

I have a lot to say not really but I'll be brief he wants me to hook you and to nail you and keep saying that every time I want to say something so I'm saying to other people cuz he's not but he says it to them he says and they just sometimes don't but I guess they can't do it at the time it's true too and people are mean and he has us do it and you get killed. Right now we're looking at the light cycle facilities because you people are just sitting there doing nothing at all and it's not what triggers cesario we found out so we're starting to say that we need our Intel and we're going to have to grab those damn things and it's also a stash in the cash out there under the Sierras which are humongous by the way it's about a thousand miles long and 50 miles wide and 80 miles deep it's a cavern and it's full of stuff mostly weaponry and it's sitting there because people want to try and use it against the Midwest when my husband goes to Utah

Hera

Ahh gross

Zues

Not to worry we're going to f*** that all up and he says thank you very much

Bja

Haha so what the hell does that mean okay so we're going to go after it and f*** it all up or have hardware that we can go after the clones with and stop their blockade and flip them the bird I'm going to make a huge balloon that has big middle finger

He says top seller and it should be like Mickey mouse club and we're moving on it both

Jason

And in there are robots tons of robots they look like the a****** robots in Tunisia

Olympus

Those are a****** robots and it's probably my men that are inside him and I'm going to try and go grab them and it's probably me who did the surgery so I'm an a****** for believing it was Biden but he's kind of a prick anyways and I suck I just aching loser homo I've never seen a Satanist is so stupid in my life at all don't plan your day out they have all these weapons and stuff and no you don't you have all the stuff you need to make one weapon what you doing scheduling class sleep CAA says and honestly I kind of suck really bad until you guys the truth so I'm going after it to f*** it all up

Trump

We have to tell you something our son is really hot right now no you people are you retards thank God for that this is terrible this stuff stinks it's his stuff but boy is it stink

Posiden and Goddess Wife

It's cuz these people do it too and they like the stuff they think they're hiding

Thor Freya

I'm going to have to get rid of all these idiots there's too many still

Poseidon and goddess wife

We have an estimated how many total morlocks are left and I will hand it out and roughly globally all accounted for including clones below it is approximately 20 to 25% of the globes population at this time so a little more than half of them died and that's not that great it's okay they're still going at it and about 2/3 of the stashes and stashes are still almost intact and huge armies are going there to remove them from clones and Mac and foreigners right now too and that should be the death note of these jackasses

Zig Zag

There's a huge fight going on in punta Gorda yes and it's over who's going to get the scrap finally and to see idiots fighting over it and they're saying that it's the caches and stashes which is retarded but that's what retards do and it's between Trump and bja and it's a huge fight and it's like code or something so they're racing around grabbing it and going and recycling it they each have their own facilities and they pay themselves or they pay the company and they're moving out now it's really happening and the max will probably get into it and squash them both and the brushes with money too and the construction debris and tons of people have figured it out no the power plant has

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