#also i love drawing america and japan they’re so cute grrrr i love them to much

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some doodles i made recently that lives rent free in my head

yeah you can tell how much i like these goobers

#hetalia #aph japan #aph america #aph romano #aph italy #aph france #ameripan #i am actually so obsessed with the romano one it makes me giggle WAYYYY too much #like yass king you ate‼️‼️ #also i love drawing america and japan they’re so cute grrrr i love them to much #would chew walls for them #guys can you tell that my favorite hetalia ship is ameripan cause it sure is!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: The Beautiful World Episode #1: Each Battlefield Transcript

This episode has ninjas, dandelion coffee, and Italian tanks.

Italy: Hey, Japan, you like to use those drawing styles whenever you fight, don’t you?

Japan: Hai.

(Hai: Yes → Japanese)

Italy: Can I see a ninja throwing ninja throwing stars? Can I, per favore?

(Per favore?: Please? → Italian)

Japan: Sure you can. Really?

Italy: Germany wants to see ninja stars too!

Germany: Uh, ninja? Ja, I suppose.

(Ja: Yes → German)

Germany: Show me.

Italy: Germany looks so happy right now!

Italy [talking to the audience]: German ninja movies are very popular to Germans.

Japan: Germany, I hate to be bearer of bad news, but we said we’d be honest, so…

(Italy: Hahahaha…weeeeee!)

Japanese man: Itaroda!

(Itaroda!: It’s Taro! → Japanese)

Japanese man: After him!

Italy: Ninja!

{Text in Italy’s speech bubble: Ninja!}

Germany: Woah!

Ninja: Oh! Nehe! Mmm…oh!

Japan: Unlike in the movies, throwing star do not fly or stick. It is highly unlikely that they will even hit their targets, so they’re rather unreliable as a weapon.

Germany: I was unaware of this!

Japan: Sharpened chopsticks are far more better because you can throw them with precision and also they are good for stabbing things.

{Caption: Chopsticks}

Germany: Nein…nice!

(Nein: No → German)

Italy: Stars still look cooler.

{Caption: Boys and girls, do not try this at home}

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Mochi Italy: Piacere! Piacere!

(Piacere! Piacere!: Pleasure! Pleasure! → Italian)

Narrator: War, historically, leads to shortages in items such as rubber, metal, and nylon. In this particular wartime tragedy, they’ve run out of coffee.

(America: Hmhmhmhm!)

{Caption: Grr, grr, grr…}

Italy: Uuuuhhhhh…Germany! Austria’s angry face gives me nightmares and now I’m afraid to go to sleep!

Germany: Well, what did you expect, dummkopf?

(Dummkopf: Idiot/Fool → German)

Germany: We’re completely out of coffee!

{Caption: Tap}

Italy: I know. That’s why you have to do something!

Germany: We don’t have what we don’t have!

Italy: Have faith, you can do anything! I believe in you!

Germany: No way!

Italy: I believe in you!

Germany: No way! Ugh, “I believe in you”. Gets me every time!

Narrator: So true. It gets him every time. Germany tried to find a substitute for coffee.

Germany: Uah! Here we go, Italy! This is a coffee made from dandelions. Do you love it?!

Italy: You’re so amazing, Germany! Wow! Slurp! It’s been so long I almost forgot what it tasted like. All this from a pretty flower?

Germany: Ja, and it’s more nutritious than real coffee.

(Ja: Yes → German)

Italy: Get out of Europe! Austria’s going to lose his mind over this.

Germany: Sadly, there is one major drawback.

(Italy: There’s nothing bad with his mind anyway)

Japan: Excuse me, Germany? Could you spare me some oil? Why is Germany picking pretty flowers like France do?

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Mochi Italy: Nehe! Huahuahuahua…

Mochi Germany: Grr!

{Caption: Rumble, rumble, rumble…}

Mochi Italy: Wehehehe!

Mochi Germany: Grrrr! Hmf!

Mochi Italy: Yay!

Italy: Germany, Germany! What do you think? This is one of my super cool tanks!

Germany: Oh, so that is the M11-39, huh?

Italy: Doesn’t it look super cool?

(Germany: Mm…)

{Caption: Pat, pat, pat…}

Italy: It’s tall like you and has rivets all over, so super cool.

Germany: Ja.

(Ja: Yes → German)

Germany: Italy, I don’t want to rain on your tank parade, but…normally the artillery guns are not placed right there.

Italy: Oh?

{Caption #1: 1. Normally they’re placed here}

{Caption #2: 2. Normally they’re not placed here}

Germany: Can you even use it?

{Caption #3: 3. Cute legs}

{Caption: Gasp, gasp, gasp…}

Italy: Mehmehmehmehmehmeh! M11-39 has an artillery cannon attached to its body so all you have to do to aim at your target is to spin it around like wee! It’s a breakthrough in looking super cool, right?

Germany: THE PRIORITY SHOULD BE FUNCTION!

Italy: ‘Kay, so Germany didn’t like it, but you guys think it’s super cool, don’t you?

Italian soldiers: Yaaaaay!

Italy: We’ll crush Britain to gnocchi with these!

Britain: Pardon?

{Text in Britain’s speech bubble: ?}

Italian soldier #1: Crap, look out! Britain is here!

Italian soldier #2: The British are coming for our pasta!

Italian soldier #1: A motti matagara!

Italian soldier #2: Al dente o etá!

(A motti matagara!: To Motti Matagara! → Italian)

(Al dente o etá!: Al dente or age! → Italian)

Britain: Poor bastard. Rough day?

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Italy: Germany, GERMANY! This is the upgraded super cool carro armato!

(Carro armato: Tank → Italian)

Italy: The artillery gun is exactly where it’s supposed to go too!

Germany: That is not really worth bragging about.

Italy: Now I’m going to show you how super cool this tank is, so don’t look away or you might miss the super cool!

Germany: Cool, ja.

(Ja: Yes → German)

Italy: Nagah! Eah! A one, a two…

Germany: So far, not cool.

(Italy: A three, a four)

Italy: Yay! ACK! Ahah! Do-over! AUOH! Gah gah! I’ll just leave this open.

Germany: DO YOU NOT GET THE POINT OF A TANK?!

Italy [talking to the audience]: Every time they fired a shot, the tank got filled up with smoke. The soldiers inside didn’t like that, so they decided to leave the doors open.

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