#also i hope more ppl leave town in the next few weeks bc! i wanna hang out with more dogs

[cowboyishbabe]

One thing abt sporadically pet sitting is even with the more stressful animals (they aren’t ever stressful. Its just the poop. The poop situations are always stressful) it’s always somewhat cathartic to just sit with an animal in silence for a few hrs

#one time when dog sitting the pup who moved away. i took his sister outside bc she was being a loud mouth. he refused to come to the yard. #and when i came back in he was hiding in the bedroom and there was poop on the living room carpet #with the big ol baby whose new to my roster she pooped from the dining room all the way to the back of the kitchen. HORRIBLE #AND THEN! with my other pups. one of them wouldn’t sleep upstairs so i let her be free at night. woke up before sunrise and went downstairs #stepped directly on a piece of poop at the last stair. #its literally always a poop incident tht they would likely never pull with their humans #but! pet sitting is still my fav. #s talks #also i hope more ppl leave town in the next few weeks bc! i wanna hang out with more dogs #not having my own is in fact the worst

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 09.08.18 lb

ugh back to this half-assed performative apology of his. what’s the point of apologizing HERE, bitch????? go do it in front of her basti-waale and restore her honour. fucking asshole.

ASK HER, TYAGI. ASK HER. SHE’S NOT GONNA TELL YOU, BUT ASK! OR ASK *HIM* WHAT HE DID!

ughhhhhhhhh these fucking flashbacks are making me relive the trauma. 

EXCUSE ME. HOW DARE *YOU* LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM HERE????????? GTFO WITH THIS MOURNFUL PUPPY FACE. 

lmao om is me and i am him. watching this whole thing with the most distasteful expression, yet cannot look away from the ~drama of it allllll. 

.... i hit pause before she could complete her sentence but this dumbass bish is about to say“ jo kuch bhi hua, woh humaare beech mein hai” isn’t she????? 

i mean well and good, it’s the sensible way to go to prevent any further garbage in the press, but ohhhhhhhhhhh goddddddd does he deserve to have it all outed and be shamed in public and then fucking jaileddddddd. 

lol poor tyagi. didn’t get his scoop. 

LMAO WHY IS DAKSH STILL EVEN HERE????????? 

lol you shoulda done that like 5 minutes ago son, when bhaiyya and his wife were distracted with all their angst. now it’s his turn to do some marammat of your face. 

BUT ALSO. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, IS SHIVAAY THE FLASH? HE WAS STANDING BEHIND ANIKA, NEXT TO PRINKU. SUDDENLY HE’S IN FRONT OF HER AND MANAGED TO GRAB HIM? SAME WITH DAKSH???? MATLAB KUCHHHH TOH TRANSITION DIKHAAO? PPL JUST BE TELEPORTING ALL OVER THIS DAMN LIVING ROOM. 

itne pyaar aur sexual tension se toh isne kabhi anika ko nahi pakda.

yes, pleaseeee DO come back, daksh kapoor! you’re the only villain worth watching in this show. 

i mean, svetlana too, but her dumbass plans never really work out. daksh always at least manages to do some damage. 

lmao A+ to camera angles for attempting to make tingu look tall. 

why’s dadi consoling prinku? she was chill af at how everything unfolded. you’re the one who was having a minor heart attack at every slap daksh got, dadi. 

lol ofc omRu are focused on her thappad skills. 

why didn’t anyone bother cluing omRu in on all this? they could have held daksh down as anika and prinku kicked him in the nuts repeatedly. 

ohohoho someone’s allllll team anika now. SAALA, BADA AAYA PLAN KA CREDIT DENE WAALA. IF YOU’D LISTENED TO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE YEH SAB KARNE KI ZAROORAT PADTI HI NAHI. NA PRINKU COMA MEIN JAATI NA ANIKA KE SAATH WOH SAB HOTA. 

you dumbasssssssssssss son of a bitchhhhhhhhhhh shivaaaaaaay WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK COULDN’T YOU FUCKING CHECK THE FUCKING CCTV FOOTAGE BEFOREEEEEEEEEEE, AT ANY ONE OF THE MILLION OTHER INSTANCES, YOU FUCKING GOBARGANESH

why the fuck is anika standing here listening to all this bs? 

yeah no, whoever it was should have run him over. he deserves it. 

om in full on MOM mode. 

HAAN KARNI CHAHIYE THI. WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU?????

NO OM. NO. PIGHALNE KA NAHI. 

GOD WHY IS ANIKA STILL HERE????????????? THIS SELF-SERVING ANIKA ZINDABAAD LECTURE OF HIS IS SO CRINGEY. 

ffs is anika operating under MY HEROOOOOOO kinda feelings now, just coz he came and jalaofied the batti???? godddddddddd. he didn’t even do it with the intention of saving you or anything.

“kaash maine ussi din tumhaari baat maan li hoti. kaash maine us din tumpar yakeen kiya hota.”

“yakeen karte karte bohut der kar di aapne.” 

i hope you stick to this stance and not give in to his damn puppy eyes.

UH HOW DARE YOU??? HOW DAAAAAAAAAARE YOU?????/ YOU DO NOT GET TO TOUCH HER.

she shoulda fucken slapped his hand away, instead of just moving away all dignified.

“ab aapko mujhse kya chahiye?”

“tumhaara saath.”

betaji woh toh milne se raha. 

but at the breakneck pace this track is going at tho, you should be able to get it (it = her forgivness, undying love, all the pati waale rights, including bow chicka bow wow) by like... tuesday.

nothing a tellywood heroine’s sanctimonious ass loves more than a big public exposé. and he promised her the chance to slap as well. how could she say no!

“sirf priyanka ke liye.” that’s their safety phrase in this universe. 

at this rate, sex karte waqt bhi yehi bolna. fucking idiots. 

OH HOW CONVENIENTTTTTTTTT, LEAVING THE MESSY WORK TO HER. GROW A PAIR BILLU. START DOING SOME FUCKING EMOTIONAL LABOUR YOURSELF. GOD. MEN. 

the girl just woke up from a coma literally one hour ago. can you fuckers wait before springing this shit on her?????????????

this poor kid. 

YEAH FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PUPPY EYES. LITERALLY JAAKE CHULLU BHAR PAANI MEIN DOOB MARR. 

(i made this gif coz i’ll be using it at least once every lb @ shivaay. please listen to it so you can imagine the level of disdain i have in my voice every time i use the gif.) 

prinku is 1000% ready. she about to spend all night practicing that ulte haath waala maneuver to fucking slap the teeth outta daksh’s lie-spouting mouth. 

payal is the biggest dumbass in this whole plot. firstly for tapping it without wrapping it. secondly for just playing along to anyyyyyyyyone saying anything. daksh ne kaha toh she did this. then anika ne kaha toh she did that. phir se daksh ne kaha toh she did a third thing. and now she’s doing whatever these two are telling her to. honestly woman. for someone with TWO brains inside you right now, you have zero functional critical thinking skillz. 

i heavily relate to shivaay’s daant-chabaana at her stupidity. 

... yeah it’s really none of y’all business about what she does with that baby, so piss off maybe? 

WTF WHY IS SHIVAAY TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SIDECHICK OF HIS SISTER’S FIANCE AND THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILD? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????????? IF YOU WANNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR A CHILD, THERE’S ONE IN ANIKA’S HOUSE THAT COULD USE SOME HELP. THAT ONE IS ACTUALLY ONE IT’S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR. JESUSSSSSSSSS.

yeah literallly fuck off with your maafi payal. NO MAAFI FOR YOU. 

UGH ANIKA, YOU TYAAG KI MURTIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. 

yeah that ladne ka naatak was hella bad. it’s just your good fortune that daksh was an overconfident dumbass. 

lel om feeling hurt he was left out of all this plotting. 

imma just apply navina’s RL to tia baby and headcanon that she’s enjoying herself on the swiss alps rn with a new man. 

are you guys watching her insta live and musically videos? she’s cute af. 

UM NO OM. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING WOULD HAVE BEEN? HIM NOT MARRYING ANYONE. COZ HE DOESN’T DESERVE A WIFE. HIS BROKEN ASS WITH 6000 UNDIAGNOSED MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL ISSUES NEEDS A THERAPIST, NOT A WIFE. 

lel has billu been watching suno chanda? interesting use of the word “zyadti”. 

UM NO OMRU. SHE SHOULDN’T FORGIVE HIM. COULD YOU DUMBASSES GET BACK ON THE RIGHT SIDE???????? 

how convenient dadi’s come around to being on team anika, now that she’s done allllll the fucking emotional labour for this fam. fuck you dadi. in every universe your affection for anika depends on what she can do for you oberois. 

lmao allllll this lecturebaazi mein no one noticed that anika noped the fuck outta there. you self-involved bastards. 

billu ka sensor doesn’t work in this universe kya? 

TADAP, MOTHERFUCKER. TADAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ASSHOLE. SHE GONE AF. 

also, if he isn’t into tia anymore, why is he still wearing the engagement ring she put on him?

TADAP!!!!!!!!! RO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!1 JAL JAL KE MARRRRRRRRRRRRR BC!!!!!

yeah damn right you’re not worthy of maafi. the best thing you can do rn is free her from this garbage sham of a marriage, credit her account with like a few hundred million dollars and set up a cool life for her and gauri somewhere outside this hellish country. new zealand maybe?

who beat shivaay up and can i get a piece of that action? 

LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE IT WAS GAURI, WHO FUCKING WENT TO TOWN ON HIS ASS AND STRAIGHT UP ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE. 

and good on omRu for fucking schooling him on his bs maafi maang-ing methods. 

i’ll need at least 3 continuous weeks of billu’s sachche dil waali koshish before i’ll even consider thinking about maafi. 

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