#also i do not think cristabel is a bimbo i just said it for the meme

[centrumlumina]

pre-resurrection gang is like: every friend group should include

a bimbo (cristabel)

two mean bisexuals (augustine & mercymorn)

an even meaner lesbian (cassiopeia)

she/theys (pyrrha)

he/theys (gideon)

a token straight that’s on thin ice (alfred)

two preserved corpses you puppeteer around with you (ulysses & titania)

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized (nigella)

and a short king (john)

#the locked tomb #nona the ninth #ntn spoilers #lyctors #john gaius #tlt spoilers #tlt memes #also i do not think cristabel is a bimbo i just said it for the meme