#also he has canonically eaten fruit loops in soda okay i don't think he's into degregation you are NOT his sex kitten

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Anyway I don't think Zack angels of death has sex

#random thoughts #angels of death #sorry x reader crowd #he gives off like. jacking off at four in the morning to take the edge off before you crash energy #also he has canonically eaten fruit loops in soda okay i don't think he's into degregation you are NOT his sex kitten #not only do i think he will not have sex i think he has never had sex before in his life because like. when the fuck would he have had sex #he got burnt crispy at like eight and subsequently orphaned. he's like twenty two. when did he have the time #also he has body image issues out the wazoo he is NOT letting anyone see him naked #also where the fuck is he getting all those bandaids from. is he banned from every cvs in a fifty mile radius of his current location #if asked if he's had sex he would scoff and say yes (he is lying) #if asked how many times he would squint into the middle distance and say ' . . . a bunch of times.' #but it's more likely he'd get really pissy about it