#also gonna be a hayer my siser is literally gonna move into my basement soon because we all hate her stupid boyfriend why was he even there

[prettyvacanttt]

Also last night trying to get super drunk at the amigo for my mommy's birthday why the fuck was I the only one who got carded when out of all 5 of us who ordered booze I most definitely do not look the youngest

#AND IM NOT #MY SISTER'S UGLY ASS GAY ASS BABY FACED FRUITY DRINK FUCKHEAD IS LIKE A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME WTF #so like yeah my mom and her man AND my husband all look like adults so whatever but only carding me??? #its because im a beautiful lady and the waitress was just trying to see if im a good age to date that's what i think #also gonna be a hayer my siser is literally gonna move into my basement soon because we all hate her stupid boyfriend why was he even there #if she doesn't grow a backbone soon i will shoot him lmao #i don't even think shes gonna break up w him just one day while he's out bring all her shit to my house and be like bye #which is totally funny but like start being a bitch or something god so dumb #rant over either way can't believe ppl think i look any younger than my actual age i look like a lovely 22yr old woman wtf #maybe thats just what happens when you're a giant tall child everyone is like wow an adult but now im just a tall adult and no one cares :(